Sumarumi

Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Same @ for blue and 🐘.social

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Someone just tried to convince me that you can have a wall in a ditch that can't be seen until you get close to it. Ha-ha!

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@ChrisPatterDu @narindertweets Just because US ‘justice’ is corrupt, it doesn’t mean British justice has to be too.

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@reformparty_uk @LeeAndersonMP_ Was that all you could find at the bottom of the barrel?

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@StevenLevy I haven’t used Google in a decade, so I’m unlikely to use its shitty AI.

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@cosgrove1959 @LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Why is Sir Keir Starmer giving a lecture about Farage?

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@HarrietEli6d1d @MAGAVoice They aren’t Christians. https://t.co/LgVAHTWRO3

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@StevenRolfe5 @RobertJenrick Calm down, Steven, it’s a lie.

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@HolyoakeJ14576 @ThomasEvansAdur @realBenBloch With 4 houses to choose from, his girlfriend’s house in Clacton, and flying over to suck Trump’s dick in the US, Farage could be anywhere at one given time.

Except Clacton.

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@CryptoSuited @Keir_Starmer Why are Americans saluting the UK flag?

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@strimmer01 @juneslater17 Also…
The rules are to declare any relevant gifts (aka bribes) in the 12 months PRIOR to becoming an MP.

£5m bung for ‘security’ to keep him ‘safe’ from milkshakes. Meanwhile, he refuses to hold constituency surgeries because he’s a frit little weasel 🤔

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@jayemdee63 @MadelaineLucyH Since you’re so keen on whataboutery, why doesn’t Farage resign?

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

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@shiningfourth @Arron_banks You could save a word from your limited vocabulary by simply saying “I’m racist.”

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@Adopt_a_MEME @RichardBentall @KurtSchlichter *shoo

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@jamiepa91568741 @cakelover720 @RhonddaBryant @ClarksonsFarm1 Thank you. That’s the first sensible thing you’ve said.

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@critic_all_hit @MontgomeryToms All he needed was a change of underpants.

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@marcoacarini @drdavidbull @reformparty_uk Thank you for attempting to copy me (even though you clearly don’t know what either ‘communism’ or ‘fascism’ means). Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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@DocWinks @janicesus @BBCNews Muslim offenders: 8% (less than proportion of population).
White British offenders: 90% (more than proportion of population)

I object to ALL sexual offenders, regardless of colour, race or religion. Why do you want to give 90% a pass? Is it that you’re one of them?

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@marcoacarini @drdavidbull @reformparty_uk So are you now saying Sir Sadiq Khan is a fascist? 🤣

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@marcoacarini @drdavidbull @reformparty_uk “Communist”? 🤣