tobin summerfield

collaborator, composer, improviser; bassist, guitarist, amateur pedal steel; dad, partner; occasional cellarman; coffee enthusiast; bicycle tourist.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s liberal observers describing Trump’s Madison Square Garden campaign event as a Nazi rally or conservative attendees of the same event describing it as a Nazi rally, both sides agree that the event was a Nazi rally.

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

Just so we’re clear: If Kamala Harris loses, it’s because of her campaign choosing to make a series of extremely bad choices. That’s it.

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Kamala Harris has a history of fighting against dark money, proposing reforms to reveal secret donors. Now, her campaign is fueled by dark money, including a $20 million donation just after she became the Democrats’ presumed nominee. https://t.co/eNgEYL9pmT

[Vanessa @VanessaFvogel]

"Saying a US politician is “bad on foreign policy but good on domestic policy” is like saying “Sure my husband spends his weekends murdering hitchhikers, but he’s a good provider and he knows how to fix a flat tire."

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

A man in Boston self-immolated outside the Israeli consulate last night.

No details at this time whether he’s alive.

He is the third person to self-immolate outside an Israeli consulate since Israel began its genocidal destruction of Gaza.
https://t.co/iLonYfuEIe

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If you had told me in 2008 that Hillary's campaign manager was now pulling hard for the Republican presidential candidate, I wouldn't have been at all surprised, I'm sorry to say.

[Sabby Sabs @SabbySabs2]

Dick Cheney opposed releasing Nelson Mandela, head start programs, MLK Day and promoted the Iraq war. But people are applauding him for endorsing Kamala. 🙄

[Robert (Durden) @realrobdurden]

Somewhere in Hell Kissinger is looking up wishing he was still alive so he could endorse Kamala Harris.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

The Onion never misses.

[tobin summerfield @summerfieldt]

@darth__mouth Entering your Sarah Squirm phase. Well played.

[Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi]

His father survived the Holocaust, and he wants to create a Holocaust with the Palestinians is Hitler where wrong

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Remembering the guy who made a chicken sandwich truly from scratch (including growing the wheat for the bread etc) and found it took 140 hours of labor over six months

[tobin summerfield @summerfieldt]

@ANDREWTI Did any of the UFO organizations print coins or nfts? MUFON? I bet Delonge and TTSA made one.

[tobin summerfield @summerfieldt]

@ANDREWTI All in on hashtag coconutcoin.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

It would appear that the biggest story I missed while I was out is that the @nytimes @washingtonpost and @politico have all confirmed that they are trying to help Donald Trump win by not publishing his emails, after doing a total hatchet job on John Podesta.

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

The Harris campaign has still not posted any platform on their website, but they've already announced they oppose both Medicare for All and an arms embargo against Israel to reassure lobbyists they've got nothing to worry about from her.

[tobin summerfield @summerfieldt]

@TiredActor One of the finest jokes I have ever heard ever. You are a deft and skilled joke-crafter.

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Ashley Furniture

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We are committed to publishing a variety of perspectives. Therefore, the surgeon general's guest editorial on vaccines will run alongside a rebuttal from a man with brain worms who staged a bear/bike accident in Central Park.