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prose b4 hoes

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📝

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"time and time again she's put me first before she's even put herself first"

[✭ val ✭ mr nonchalant @westsidemanii]

the minute insincere stands up she detaches. eyes glazed over like melanie is not there

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@LashaeAsh IKTR!!!!

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hello @loveislandusa does nic know that when he's with olandria his eyes sparkle and his smile is wider than the horizon itself and his cheeks get all rosy and he says the L word like A LOT and he's always clutching his heart and

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going to try to move over to bsky :) pls tell me your usernames or follow me !! tweeting this feels strangely demoralizing!

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@GuntherEagleman @PeteButtigieg girl just put the fries in the bag jfc

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oh we won

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

'The Bachelorette' star Gabby Windey comes out as queer, reveals she’s dating comedian and writer, Robby Hoffman. 🏳️‍🌈

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scrolling thru love island twitter and finding myself was not on my bingo card

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NOOOOO

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attempting to curate a work wardrobe worthy of janine teagues

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listening to a song where they say "i wish i was a girl / so that you could believe me" and i have some really bad news

[Niall Horan @NiallOfficial]

Don't wana see a single person today , thanks ! really really fun night with everyone but today , don't talk to me

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@clara_jane_22 no bc she just bitched out a prospective student that i was dropping off at her class and it was sooooo Not Cool !!!!

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im going to fight ellen millender

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this is a breakup masterclass if i were jackie i'd be thinking about marshall's monologue every night before i fell asleep for the rest of my life

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

"This Jackie, the deflecting, the gaslighting, the deceitful Jackie, I don't know who that is, and, apparently, that's the real Jackie." GAGGED yas Marshall, read her!! #LoveisBlind4 #LoveIsBlind

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@ethan_is_kewl pay attention

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oh i must watch

[FX Networks @FXNetworks]

Olivia Colman as Miss Havisham.

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the bachelor : i can just really imagine a life with this woman . i can see myself falling in love with her
me on the other end of the screen: yeah me too

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@oyveyitsollie they had beef with one direction and zayn called one of them "chlamydia boy"

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i think every important social event (wedding, graduation, funeral, etc.) should immediately be followed by a women tell all special