“fork found in kitchen” “water is wet” yall don’t UNDERSTAND it’s the fact that they finally felt comfortable after years of harassment and bullying! it’s the fact that they couldn’t do interviews without fearing the worst! it’s the fact that they’re taking back their lives!
if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
I get so confused when Americans explain their school system to me it’s like pre-garden, kindergarden, half school, mid school, eagle academy, elementary prep, high school, higher school, eagle prep, college, kinder college
all this time i thought people tweeted ‘daddy’ at me because i had that energy and i’m just learning that i literally raised half of you traumatised fucks
announcing onlyphans!
100% of all money raised will be deposited directly into our bank accounts so phil can invest in the oil industry and dan can buy more black sweaters