sonya 👹

yayaya weeweewee haha yaaaay

[sonya 👹 @sunnyscurse]

😢

[Nep🐇 @Nepepperoni]

Getting the Wordle in:
1. Pure luck. Unimpressive.
2. A fluke.
3. Skillful play. If there are gamer girls around, their panties are either soaked or no longer being worn.
4. Try again tomorrow.
5. A creep like you will only ever kiss anime pillows and fuck his own hand.
6. Die.

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

Me chopping my dick off to comply with Texas state law

[BoopBloop @boopbloopdatsme]

TEXAS YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A KROGER STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF KROGER IN DENTON COUNTY, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON THEIR MILFS FOR NO REASON. THEIR MILFS ARE YOUR MILFS AS OF RIGHT NOW.

[🇵🇸 material girl 🇵🇸 @materialgirlrap]

Blue Texas

[wint @dril]

me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Give it a try! #GregAbbottChallenge

[Paul “Big Hoss” Johnson @Goheels58970541]

Generational run

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

There is so much we can still take from them.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance

[The Wizard @wizardsextape]

Real footage of Greg Abbott's final moments

[levar burzum (classic flavor) @weedhitter]

joe rogan's somewhere in austin right now whipping theo von with an indiana jones prop whip trying to get him to hand dig a moat around the mothership, not noticing a 22 year old in a black midi shirt with greep's face sharpie'd out bringing a bump stock AR thru the front door

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Hearing from insiders that Talarico is gonna use eminent domain to turn the Comedy Mothership into the Tragedy Fathership, a family court where dads never get custody @nypost

[gigi :p @vncntvlntnluvr]

TALAFREAKOOOOO

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Ken Paxton Brutally Beaten by Gay Guy

[sonya 👹 @sunnyscurse]

This vid helped turn Texas blue

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

NEW YORK you've set the tone for the rest of the country‼️ BRAVO NYC‼️

[fran @__linkl]

Kill Yourself Music when you've been into killing yourself for years

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

DATA: Some kind of ray or field, or maybe a particle, is just fucking our shit up severely, captain.
PICARD: I want that ray, field, or particle contained.