ally2ChrisFool

focused on getting Rockettes to wear sweatpants at 2017 inauguration

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

The rainbow is as long as you want it to be.

[Rep. Betty McCollum @BettyMcCollum04]

I served in the House with Mike Pompeo and I can think of few people more ill-suited to be Secretary of State. He has opposed international engagement, undermined the Iran nuclear agreement & advocated for torture. https://t.co/FuuCu5upeK

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Crying is an excellent way of bringing balance and health to your mind and body. Keep crying.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Understand your mother. And let her know that you do.

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

PanWaffle, the pancake-waffle hybrid press the world has been waiting for!! (not shown below)
https://t.co/W4ar3lVTo3

#TGIF #Panwaffle

[Jody Denberg @JodyDenberg]

Today in New York City at the Women's March...@yokoono: thank you.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away. #TrumpShutdown

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

I like to save my energy for dreaming.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

By using your ability to empathise with people, you can lessen feelings of depression. Try it.

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

RIP Large Marge, January 11, 1974 #tbt #largemarge #PWBA #largemargesentme #worstaccidentIeverseen

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Happiness is all around you. Just notice it and be thankful that you noticed it.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Omg how did he make Brussel sprouts taste like that without using bacon!! Chef Tal thank you for welcoming me into your kitchen!!

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

HAPPY NEW _____ !!!!

#Screamrealloud #HappyNewYear
https://t.co/owQz7MJzXY

[Platypus Music Hour @platmus]

We're Back! Episode 10 is Now Streaming.

The Platypus Music Hour Episode 10: Not A Gloomy Bird Of Prey by Platypus Music | Mixcloud https://t.co/tQYW9tpb1k

[Kevin Pang @pang]

Great job Wiener’s Circle

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

As a matter of fact he makes everyone scream that name. https://t.co/nk2U6D2WyD

[schway lex. @Lexual__]

You ever be looking at yourself and start wanting to cry because you’re so fine

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

It's never too early to introduce the basics of firestarting!!
https://t.co/NbpMuAFTXV

#MyFirstFire

[ally2ChrisFool @superjoeyrules]

@nelsonvelazquez ... except, of course, I hope, you're alone when you're actually doing this

[ally2ChrisFool @superjoeyrules]

@nelsonvelazquez You are absolutely not alone on this...