Roy White

Writer of poems, blind guy, baseball fan, smart-ass.

[Roy White @surrealroy]

@LaVelleNeal I did not know that Patrick was a supporter of trump, but I guess it is not surprising. To his credit, he has never been afraid of looking like a moron.

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@AssocAnderson Taking responsibility means that the guy who murdered his wife is the murderer. Can you even read what you write?

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@ByPatForde But he's writing about pieces that aim to interest and inform actual readers. Surely he had no such hopes for this piece.

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@LaVelleNeal You can call yourself anything you want. But you may not call Minnesota mini. Sheesh.

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@tbonier Tom, it can't be healthy for you to be reading so many posts by fascist scum like this guy.

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@gelliottmorris Depends what you mean by retrain. I would be happy with send Ice agents to re-education camps.

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@grace_panetta Good luck to her. But when it has come to persuading actual black people to actually vote for her, she has performed terribly, both in her 2020 presidential run and in 2024.

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@NateSilver538 @KSoltisAnderson @FrankBruni And referring to yourself in the third person is so on brand with the jerk Persona you've been cultivating the last few years.

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@DanHayesMLB To run lead plus Yankees plus twins Bullpen equals 5% chance the twins will win this game.

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@Taniel I'm sorry. They did not come up in my timeline, but that is not your fault.

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@AaronGleeman He looks ready to step into Bailey over his spot in the rotation, throwing batting practice to the rest of the league.

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@baseballot So, these are like series with only one episode? Seems like a pretty arbitrary category.

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@baseballot If this is the best you can do while the other side is sending troops into the streets to crush dissent and deporting innocent people to concentration camps in El salvador, then maybe you should just tweet out some more statistics from the f****** Congressional baseball game.

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@gelliottmorris Mini Hitler voters undoubtedly felt the same way as they picked through the rubble. As with the germans, we will have to pretend these Trump voters did not endanger the world with their stupidity and evil.

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@general_ben @PhillipsPOBrien This is all pretty obvious from the behavior of Republican officials. There is no need to gratify this cowardly scumbag with a platform. If he had any Integrity he would be speaking publicly.

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@DanHayesMLB Should I know who Ryan Fitzgerald is? Is he a prospect or a scrub retrieved off the waiver wire?

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@JacobRubashkin So that makes two Democrats and 216 Republicans who placed their political ego ahead of their country.

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@DanHayesMLB Do we really have to wait for Paddock to get injured? Or can we just release him now and bring up a real picture from St paul?

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@tbonier Someday the worms will eat what is left of Lindsay graham. It will be a step up for him.