sarah🍀

[sarah🍀 @surstallman]

i gobbled in front of the whole school today...

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Media ADHD: bouncing off the walls, can’t sit still.

Real ADHD: I have not moved from this chair in three hours.

I am completely still. Inside my head is a washing machine. I am having four conversations, two of which are arguments from 2019. I look like I’m relaxing.

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?"

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A thoughtful decision by Coldplay.

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

This 101-year-old war veteran said on the 80th VE Day that "things are different" and "this is not the country I fought for."

Bless him, he's right. It's shameful that these people sacrificed themselves for our country and us, for what? 😢

[sarah🍀 @surstallman]

Employment strong? Thousands of federal employees have been laid off or let go. I would also like to see gas receipt it is 3.10 in Southern WV and that’s the lowest it’s been in months

[Chase Oliver @ChaseForLiberty]

I dare a MAGA supporter to find me a gas station under 2 bucks a gallon.
Proof with a dated receipt, please.

[ຸ @Lonewayy]

Ain't no way Nicki Minaj released that

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

fr fr

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If it fits, I sits.

📷: Bobcat perched between the arms of a large cactus at @OrganPipeNPS.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

little cowboy hat for today

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

spooky season 👻