Justin Allen

sesame Street on LSD

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@CragMask @gashispillband King

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@gashispillband King

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“The poke“ is the O.G. “Heart emoji”

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@assek_ @ConvergeRadioWI @sopharela @dietcig @Snailmailband @adultmomband Also @gashispillband rght?

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Burt

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Dogs only lick us because they know we have bones inside, and they want them.

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@aidanskye I’m not done yet. Plenty more hawt takes comin

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Leggos are the best too for young artists. Because they teach you creativity and then teach you pain.

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@aidanskye You meen dumb hawt takes.

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New Years resolutions are a facade.

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@aidanskye What was your NYR?

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@gashispillband Hahahahahahha 😂

[ｓｐｉｒｉｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｅｈｉｖｅ @thespiritoftheb]

it’s 2008. u just bought TWO packs of smokes and a Mucho Mango (u can afford it). u take a hit of fake acid in the CVS parking lot and then go home. it starts kicking in as you watch the light dance off the menorah and blast Strawberry Jam. so, u are me then.

[go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog @MattGrippi]

Tried to airdrop this pic of “big chungus” to my girlfriend while waiting in a cafe and accidentally sent it to the iPad they use as a register and it fucked up a whole transaction and stressed out multiple employees and I am typing this tweet to avoid having to make eye contact

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Yo hit me up on https://t.co/T7TuCBRsHN

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Yo...I piss in the sink.

[Zebulan @zoobaloob]

rt or he will be outside ur window

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Quick while the government is shutdown lets all change to metric.

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@doublegrave_mn The will smith genie bummin me out. You see that shit? I’m litterally pissed.

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Hot take: fuck Will Smith, let’s dig up Robin Williams to play the genie cause he the real O.G. And his body is also already blue.

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@doublegrave_mn Yeah your right it’s fucked up....It took me about 3 days to acually tweet it... I’m sory