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Pretends to be a Numbersmith, actually just three children in a trenchcoat. #RefugeesWelcome

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Please enjoy this hedgehog scratching an itch.

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@dhlexpressuk waited in for a parcel, on a day you allowed me to choose, only to check the tracking and learn that it’s ’on hold awaiting payment of fees’. Sort your accounts out, I paid these on the 6th August as your own website confirms. Is my parcel coming or not?

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@fancyacwtch @iamjamesss_ @emma_finance Be really careful with this app. Keep your own backup if records are important to you. Source: me, sitting here right now trying to rebuild the last few years into a trusty spreadsheet because their app stopped working and the data export was glitched.

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@drhicksbakers @5F5EA5T8 @RickyHale_ @ThreeJacques Not sure why we’re supposed to care about a pile of bricks someone once cemented together?

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@krispykremeUK @pahoeho Narrator’s voice:

But I did not, in fact, find a new favourite in their range.

Can anyone recommend the best treat-level jam doughnut out there now there’s nothing for us jam lovers at Krispy Kreme?

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@DanGleaham @Dotdarling68 @ShelaghFogarty @NorwichCityFC Didn’t have getting sworn at by a bathroom on my 2024 bingo card

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@Dotdarling68 @ShelaghFogarty Harassed on a train by a bunch of @NorwichCityFC fans (setting a fab example for the young boy with them). I was very small, in my early 20s, travelling alone and frightened. Didn’t change carriage because I didn’t want them to win. But oh, the speech they would get from me now.

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@ThePoke @ChefReactions I mean you should probably tell your web dev team that people will eventually stop clicking on any links that contain videos if the site keeps playing two different adverts simultaneously over the video you’re trying to watch.

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@PeterStefanovi2 @bluesky OK Chicken Licken

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Still closed. You’ve got people climbing the gates now (not me, just to clarify). Seriously, guys, I know it’s technically the fault of the people climbing over BUT you are going to get someone killed.

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@SouthernRailUK once again, level crossings closed with more than six minutes between trains. I may not be the fittest, but I *think* I can make it across the track in that time.

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@marie_kate2 HAHAHA! Splendid compo face. Hope he doesn’t trip over his own pouting lower lip on the way out of the estate agents.

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@filmsonwax @Psythor @TheGMcConnachie Didn’t we all…

oh wait

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@oregonwoman @Rob_ThaBuilder @AnnOlivarius He’s too busy (making sure his manly opiniom is heard) to do any actual reading of something a woman wrote.

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@LenSeaside @DeborahMeaden Kind of feel like you’d be happier moving inland at this point, Len.

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@SouthernRailUK Have you ever considered opening the crossings sometimes in between trains to let cars, bikes, and pedestrians through? A mad idea I know, but I ask merely because we’ve been here for ten minutes now and no train has gone through in that time.

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@AllieRenison WTF? I ask my partner to let me know he’s arrived safely when he sets off on a long or late trip. And he’s male and massive. Isn’t it… just ‘caring’?

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@AndrewGodsell One of the worst. Ugh.

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@BenClover_ You have options

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@spunshon @OneTenthHuman Is… did… did you LITERALLY go full sweetcorn there?

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@AdamJuckes I’ve just found this printout of some computer ‘art’ in a box of stuff I should have turned out years ago, and I… I think it’s meant to be you?