Al-Squid Bin Tentacles

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Beer enthusiast

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

One time I called my dad boring and when I got home he had bolted my TV to the wall upside down

[𝓠𝓪𝓼𝓲 🇬🇷 @qasirejaaaa]

What actually happens in reality:

[BottleCap @FalloDeTroya]

@Nach1911 la seño que vende huevito de codorniz es hitler aparentemente

[Adin - عدین - עדין @AdinHaykin1]

No we hate Hitler for murdering our families

[Country Club Conservative @alt_ccc]

Israeli voters yesterday:

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Now some might interpret this in the wrong way, but I do believe that it is necessary for the Jewish people, myself included, to grapple with the Gaza genocide as a collective sin. We were supposed to be the light among the nations, and yet once we got our nation state, we proceeded to partake in such gruesome mass slaughter. We must beg for atonement from God for the rest of our lives, and shed the myth of permanent Jewish innocence

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

@2ndaccincase Sureeeeee

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

@cutiegabii Everything is going to be fine twin. We love you

[Yaki Lopez @YakiLopez]

Yes, we did that right after we sunk the titanic.

[crisp 🇨🇺 @crisp_exile4]

As someone living in an actual dictatorship everytime I hear a commie refer to a western liberal democracy as a "dictatorship of the capital" I just want to smash my head through a window.

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

@wholymad @erdeow

[Ball Cancer @erdeow]

I make so many typos when I'm texting. One time I meant to say "sorry" and accidentally typed "go fuck yourself"

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

@erdeow May the pussy be plentiful

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

@souljagoyteller As much as I find your political takes hair-pullingly annoying, happy birthday

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

West bank settlers will do anything besides a job

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

The Venezuelan male is the true Aryan

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

The stupidity of Chinese users and Latino communists on here has led me to an early bedtime. Goodnight you whores

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

@Alonso_GD And yet the death squads unfortunately missed you

[🥂 @MishimaFudanshi]

Fuck it man, sure, whatever.

[Al-Squid Bin Tentacles @suspiciouspider]

Exhibit number 9 million and thirteen that the mullahs are closeted homosexuals who can't stand to see beautiful women

[Diakusamaw @diakusamaaw]

اینستا دید شماهم ببینیییید :<