Susan Parish

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

[Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT]

🚧 State Route 289 (Ruby Road) drivers: Plan on daytime lane restrictions (6:30 a.m.- 4:30 p.m.) through Jan. 31 during the pavement rehabilitation project near Peña Blanca Lake.

More: https://t.co/flVj1Y6Gsk

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

https://t.co/1HP40yGjZk Anyone want to join me?

[Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT]

SR 51 NB near Union Hills Drive: A crash is blocking the left and center lanes.

[Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT]

I-17 SB near Black Canyon City (MP 246): Traffic is stopped due to a crash.

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

@ohaeri_divine Yes it is. Sorry for slow ret.

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

Please help if you can. https://t.co/mjfV2gUB8Q

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

@sabrina_i20, I am wondering if we’re related. My maiden is Jonescu. It was originally Ionescu when my grandparents went through Ellis Island.

[Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT]

I-17 NB near Bumble Bee (MP 249): A crash is blocking the left lane.

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

Rep. Raúl Grijalva passes away after cancer battle https://t.co/FGc31w3oxf

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

@amybruni Thank you for the update. Sending all the positivity I can to Chip. ❤️

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a terrifying moment, Donald Trump just threatened to take away CBS’ license to report the news. This is exactly what a fascist would do. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows how dangerous Trump is

[ACDHH @AzCDHH]

@abc15 ACDHH is disheartened by this incident. We provided POST training for officers to communicate with Deaf, Hard of Hearing, and DeafBlind Arizonans, yet these modules are not currently being used. Cultural and language knowledge and awareness is vital for the safety of all. #ASL

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

ffffffuck

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

In 1994 Nicole Brown Simpson was brutally murdered. OJ Simpson got to live another 30 years before dying today from cancer at 76. Nobody was ever convicted of killing her but everyone knows who did it!

Rather than focusing exclusively on him, let’s take a second to remember her!

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

Fundraiser by Alicia Jones : ER surgery needed for eating what I shouldn't have https://t.co/HpCMYmwCKx

[Susan Parish @susujaz]

Plzzz...Can you help me to win 4 Freebies？Absolutely Yes��
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[Susan Parish @susujaz]

Can you accept my invitation? I'm trying to get 5 free Xmas gifts!
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[Mira Sorvino @MiraSorvino]

I want to leave Matthew Perry’s own words here as the way we remember him. There will never be another like him- he lit up so many hearts in so many ways. Godspeed to Paradise!

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

How does Batman shampoo exist, but no Conditioner Gordon??? 😂

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A Trump supporter was seated next to an older woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,

“What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about how they stole the election in 2020 and Donald Trump should be president.”

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The man, visibly surprised by the old woman’s, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the old woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you don’t know shit?”