Gregory Conrad

Software engineer, machine learning enthusiast, MANCHESTER UNITED #1 fan

[WithoutHistory @WithoutHistory]

Don’t say anything. Just retweet.

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

Five-year-old girl battles severe tumours, seeks Shs10 million for surgery.
Kirabo had begun preparations to start school, but her condition disrupted those plans   #MonitorUpdates https://t.co/waGRacXb5w

[Kakumba Nelson @NellyKumba]

Today i took a ride from Mukono to Kla. The boda guy Sat UACE in 2017 doing BCA/ICT and obtained 17 points. He attempted to get to University for a course on any scholarship but has failed. He later on got a loan and now ridding a motorcycle.
His dreams are still valid

[CIO-CXO Digital Leadership Forum @ciocxo_dlf]

We will host our first CIO-CXO Digital Leadership Forum on "Cost Management / Operation Efficiency. The exclusive event will expertly be led by @ElijahKitaka and @ritaapell.

To be part of the dialogue, kindly email us at [email protected]

#CIOCXO #DigitalLeadership

[Human Rights Platform @Humanrights256]

🚨UPDATE: Schools in Uganda have turned to be another looting scheme.

In kiyembe full uniforms can't go beyond 50k-100k

But schools are charging parents between 400k-1.2M just uniforms

Schools are asking 2 rotatrim from every student, each rotarim contains 500 papers.

St.Peter's Bombo kalule is asking for 45k for cups and 50k for plates per student every term.

St.Francis Ntinda is asking for 480k as tour fee to visit Fort Portal just one day.

Gayaza High school is asking for UGX 1M per student as tour fee for Fort Portal.

100k as swimming fees for a nursery kid who will be taken to swim once in a term

200k for hair cuts from each student per term

Medical fee 50k
computer fee 50k
library fee 60k
lab 50k
Tour 400k
Ream per term 30k
PE 40K

[Queku Mainoo @UTDQueku_]

Since the mf doesn’t want to move on, retweet this to remind him and get him rattled again.😭

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

I love that number plate

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

😎

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Ramah Kizito @RamahKizito]

Guys help me repost tufune omusajja n’emotoka yange mwana😅

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@descentcharles @EEmmyEm @M_Kananura It’s an express road. Even at 80km/hr, he would have died after hitting those barricades

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@MaryNakimuli11 @UEDCLTD I, apparently, had the same issue. The component was replaced and now I have power.

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@DeeSandy20 To negotiate 🥲

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@MaryNakimuli11 @UEDCLTD Hello, did you get a solution to this?

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@uglylaery @Damzo_96 @AllanSseky

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@uglylaery @Damzo_96 @AllanSseky Agambye ki 🥲

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@OlisaDamian @OfficialPauL17 @danxmxe @jipawnkil @thedrillconnoi1 @utdbrxy @salibaba_ No reply till now 😭

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@uglylaery 😂. It’s also unfortunate that we are very few.

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@mkiboneka About time..

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

I wonder why most customer service people in banks are rude! For the first time in a long time, I encountered a humble and caring associate in Nassanga Sharon, DFCU Ntinda branch. Thank you for the good service you are offering, Sharon! #DFCU @dfcugroup

[Gregory Conrad @suunaconrad]

@uglylaery 🥲