Glizzy Gobbler

All things Chicago and Chicago sports. WIU. Tar Heels. Dons.

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@JoeA_NFL Don’t show this to @firstroundmock

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Knicks fans were celebrating and threw this cone perfectly on someone’s head

This clip is unreal. 🤣🤣🤣

(via @sidetalknyc)

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@ABC7Chicago it’s totally ok to shrink the size of the weather update box

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

The fact it takes up the whole screen is wild to me

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I don’t need the constant weather alerts on repeat during the game. I’ve got windows. I know it’s bad. I definitely don’t need to know what’s going on in starke county Indiana

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@firstroundmock @MLFootball @MlFootballstats @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @GhostOfAdamGase @NealDriscoll @VBSofficial_ @DolphinsTalkTom @UTBarstool You don’t watch game film

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@GDFrogperson @drews11110 @firstroundmock Ahhhh. Someone unfamiliar with his shtick

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@firstroundmock What about Cam Ward’s?

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

So we’re all finally admitting the Bubble didn’t count and Bron’s Laker title didn’t count. Thank you.

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@firstroundmock Any word on Cam Ward’s completion %?

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@firstroundmock @CourtneyRCronin Can Ward. How’d he doing with that pesky completion %?

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Moments before disaster

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

*Someone drops a glass*

Vince McMahon:

[Reporter William J. Kelly #thatreporter @Williamjkelly]

RAW VIDEO: I Cornered Pritzker About The Chicago Bears — And He Refused To Answer 🚨

I went to Gov. Pritzker's presser today and here's what happened:

Gov. Pritzker said he didn't want taxpayers spending billions to help a billionaire family keep the Chicago Bears in Chicago. But he's a billionaire himself. 💰

And he's been more than happy — even proud — to spend billions of taxpayer dollars on illegal aliens.

So I asked him: "We all know the Bears generate revenue. Illegal aliens typically are a drain on taxpayer dollars. Do you think long-term, especially when you're running for President of the United States, losing the Chicago Bears will be a bad decision?"

Pritzker refused to answer. Instead, he blamed Greg Abbott and defended spending billions on illegal aliens.

So I followed up: "Would those taxpayer dollars have been better spent on American citizens?" Pritzker refused to answer that, too.

When a governor can't answer a straight question from a reporter, taxpayers should ask themselves why. #thatreporter

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

Happy 69 day

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

Incredible run

[nhl94.com @nhl94dotcom]

This is the greatest four year stretch for any sports game title.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

A credit card but instead of cash back you get Touch Tune credits

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

@NFL @tylershough2 Don’t show this to @firstroundmock

[Glizzy Gobbler @svigg82]

Damn. Yeah. He was the Bulls TV guy. But he will always be the dude on the VHS championship tapes with the funniest lines to me. R.I.P.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.