Taylor 🪐

I used to be a lawyer, now I just talk a lot 🤸🏼‍♀️

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

Got mad Princess Locked in The Highest Room of The Tallest Tower vibes ngl

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

Twitter banning me for a week then spamming me with useless recommended content notifs the second they realize I’m not using their shitty app is def why I’ll just be on theads. Lemme know when the fascist regime is fucking over

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

Hot take. Learn how to parent your fucking kids. I wonder why he’s screaming and throwing shit around- Couldn’t be because as soon as his mother gets upset she also starts screaming.

90% of you fucking losers barely deserve access to shared resources let alone have children

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Kid goes insane after not being allowed to use his iPad 😬

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

“Get a hobby” My hobbies are organizing and cleaning :/

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

Tf do you do when ur whole house is clean by 10am

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

Had to be brave today, didn’t get a sticker

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

you pretty, he ugly, u swan , he frog !

[michael 4 @MICHAELF0UR]

me watching delta work guess all the diet cokes right in the blind taste test

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[Rowby @RowbyYT]

In America, if you watch an episode of the Mandalorian, they get to kill your wife

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

One more shocked Pikachu “Something the conservative government, I voted for, negatively effects me while enriching giant corporations” and I swear to fucking god

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

Sometimes I think about my best friend and my brains like “lmfao you guys used 2 b married”

[Miss Gevious @OATMlLF]

My friend got the AC fixed in her apartment and the maintenance people made this little house for her cat. I almost started crying

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

@fishontherun2 @rach_is_talking You’re literally being an angel on earth!!!!!!

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

@rach_is_talking @fishontherun2 Omg no way were you like, the only person to ever grow up in an abusive home??? We can play make believe about the situation all day if you’d like. You projected negatively- I projected in a positive light

Every time you comment it boosts this post back into the algorithm, btw

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

@rach_is_talking @fishontherun2 Crazy cause I would probably cry with relief that someone has seen the sides of myself I can’t control due to my environment, and is actively seeking help to understand me better because she actually wants me around. I guess all humans are different huh

[Ibon 🎷🐛 @birdfrogdraws]

i love how something amazing is always happening somewhere

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

Gunna use my mania for good instead of evil this year I promise 🫶🏻🥲🫡

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

@fwysqe @landondmise @jbKawika @flglmn Also if you remove all the fake tan and fake hair he probably looks like a sun spotted demon

[Taylor 🪐 @swagclean430]

@Empty_America I offer my wifi techs more than this