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[matcha.cat 🔜 lucky dog @matchakitty_]

"my vote doesn't count"

[saiyuri @saaacchiko]

all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE

[aku @Akupurasu]

you'll uninstall that one 100gb game that you haven't touched in a year off your pc and suddenly everyone you know wants to play it again

[ash @meowyzf]

date idea: we finish all the resident evil games together

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Not the same, but basically the same

[eklige @eklige]

who tf gave my kids ram for halloween🤦🏼‍♀️

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.

[TacoC @tacoc13]

調酒好喝，氣氛很棒，但 Bartender 是一隻蟑螂

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

doomscrolling on twitter feels much more productive than doomscrolling on instagram like i’m just reading

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I just realized my frontal lobe is fully developed and I’m gonna be this retarded for the rest of my life.

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Babe, Wake up, new Willem Dafoe poses just dropped

[Riċ @ricblurs]

we’ve seen more ass in one generation than our ancestors saw in ten.

[BREXE0R @BREXE0R]

I fucking love this picture dude

[𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐈🌟 @fifss__]

Unfortunately, you have to learn how to stop talking to someone. You’ll cry, your chest will hurt and you will almost go cràzy but you won’t dıe.

[Hannah 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @rejectedhannah]

How it feels to get up during a movie to go to the bathroom

[𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒃𝒊 @dfwabobi]

I know this probably sounds so toxic but I'm always ready to walk away. I don't like unnecessary stress.