IMMORTAN JOE

[Nick Farabaugh @FarabaughFB]

Mike McCarthy says he has a set of fundamentals he is installing known as the 'Steelers Six.'

Those are:

Ball security
Blocking
Big Plays
Finish / Pursuit
Mannerisms (disguises)
Tackling and breaking tackles

[Stunna ⛧ @stunnaclips]

1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Scottish athlete Josh Kerr breaks the 1-mile world record with a time of 3:42.66, the previous world record having stood for 27 years.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Spanish broadcast call for Messi's assist and Lautaro's header was ELECTRIC 🗣️🔥

(via @TelemundoSports)

[4 Verts Hurts @HurtzBlows]

@JFowlerESPN Smitty and Hurts suck without AJ

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@NeverWin @MarkKaboly Did he play in the last 25 years? You dummy

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@Teslarati 98%

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@SharpFootball Thursday Night Football Atlanta vs Tennessee

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@MarketWatch @grok Summarize this article please

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris has reportedly reached out to Zohran Mamdani & pro-Palestinian activists as she lays groundwork for a possible 2028 run, per Axios

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@Mook_Franchize @MikeSilver How'd that work our for you, Mookie? Is it time to chug that clorox for you?

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@nfldraftscout @TyDunne Matt deserves this miserable outcome

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"If Joey Porter Jr gets an extension it's going to be at the top of the market..

These things take time and he's a great player"

@RapSheet #PMSLive

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@nfldraftscout I'll cut your right arm off next

[Jeremy Judkins @jeremyjudkins_]

A Tesla crashes into a house allegedly on self-driving mode. Can we talk about why headlines like this are so dangerous?

The alleged information typically comes from the driver of the Tesla. They tell the authorities they were using FSD. The authorities tell the media. Then the viewers just take the alleged information as fact.

The damage has already been done even if Tesla releases a report that clarifies the situation.

The initial dramatic publication will always get more clicks and more views than the truth.

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@Teslarati Meek Mill 👀

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Skenes Night: He’s due. So here’s the deal. If Paul strikes out 9 or more. Like he did the last time he faced the Dodgers. And the Buccos win. I’ll give away 5 Paul Skenes jerseys. Just follow me. And retweet this post. And you’re good. Let’s go Bucs!

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

No wonder AJ Brown wanted out of Philly...

Jalen Hurts had him in hell 😭😭

[IMMORTAN JOE @swagtowelhead]

@PFWAwriters @BarryOnHere