an alliance-approved magician

your number one supplier of adrenochrome. they/them/trash/it

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

when you’re high on the porch and suddenly remember the pizza rolls you put in the oven 4 hours ago

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@CameronCM1145 @John47968210 @Ulooma1000 @Aly_stone_1 @UjuAnya @Twitter Thank you for actually giving me a valid answer. I’m sad for the people of England who loved her, but that’s as far as my sympathies can go.

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@CameronCM1145 @John47968210 @Ulooma1000 @Aly_stone_1 @UjuAnya @Twitter I’ll concede that some of the comments are a bit much, but I don’t think anyone is in a position to tell OP anything given that she and her family are direct victims of the queen’s governance. I’m not here for tone-policing folks whose people were victims of genocide.

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@Chelsea_Fagan This woman couldn’t wait 30 damn seconds?? I don’t care when my bf gets something done as long as he actually does it, shit like this will age you faster and kill you quicker!

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

you’re a coward and you can’t fucking spell lol god should’ve smote the English back in 1066

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

this 3 pm bong hit is for princess diana

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@CameronCM1145 @John47968210 @Ulooma1000 @Aly_stone_1 @UjuAnya @Twitter aside from being queen, a position she inherited, what did she do to actually *earn* respect? Because unless we’re living in the 19th century, just being the queen isn’t enough for most people. Monarchs haven’t meant much since WWII changed the entire sociopolitical landscape.

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@CameronCM1145 @John47968210 @Ulooma1000 @Aly_stone_1 @UjuAnya @Twitter Who fucking cares seriously? It’s 2022 and you’re expecting blind unquestioning respect for a monarch? Even from people living in a country that fought England off almost 300 years ago? Get a GRIP

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@LutherVixA @BrayBri70 @_Annibyniaeth @UjuAnya These people you’re replying to are stupid as hell but England absolutely raped, killed, and subjugated the Irish. Like the Irish *still* have issues with British rule. Which makes the Irish person’s reply even dumber ofc but I wanted to point this out

[Abby Foster @abbsfost]

They should hand the monarchy over to Ozzy and Sharon. Let him live out the rest of his life in a castle you cowards!!!

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

new music conspiracy: Kim Deal actually wrote all the good Pixies stuff and let Frank Black take credit. That’s why everything without her sucks ass and whenever he explains a song he’s like “‘Here Comes Your Man’ is uhh me making fun of.. homeless guys”

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@DegrassiChats @weedtortoise IKTR!!

[liz @degrassichats]

@swansoupy @weedtortoise 🫂

[croc strap @Cody_Cannon]

I am somehow simultaneously better than I’ve ever been and having the time of my life but also falling apart and really sad. And that ladies and gentlemen is mental illness.

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

correct take tbh

[liz @degrassichats]

hot take

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@weedtortoise @DegrassiChats I thought I was alone on this ship, relieved that there are others who see the light

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@festive_avacado @AbeGoldfarb Best friend’s dad traded a dog for a gun. The dog is living his best life and we get to take turns firing off an M16. Everyone wins!

[Dan Schkade @DanSchkade]

A good 80% of Shakespeare plots are just Slippin’ Jimmy scams with daggers

[croc strap @Cody_Cannon]

Listen to the sweet sounds of your local gas station. Listen to the night.

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

@regularautomata we’ll get better!!! that’s what I’m telling myself anyway ✨

[an alliance-approved magician @swansoupy]

Life isn’t bad but I’m doing really poorly mentally, I fear!