Tim Swanwick

Cycling, environmental, parent, cheese, food, wine.... And a little bit of politics, activism and rock and roll....

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

We love #busgate but why no speed camera within it...?

[🏔Adam🏔 @denverbitcoin]

Still one of the funniest videos to ever hit the internet.

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@ClarkeMicah @grumpy_yokel Why is this complicated...?
Motor = machine
Pedals = effort
Lycra = Irrelevant

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@ClarkeMicah @boots_bike Please make this lazy journalism stop. A bicycle has wheels and pedals and doesn't have a motor. Lycra is optional. How complicated is this...?

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@ClarkeMicah @grumpy_yokel Goodness I'm having a slow bromance with your posts nowadays....
Ebikes are not bicycles... It's not complicated....

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Interim Ayatollah until the end of the season? I'll do it."

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@huggan_anas This tweet has aged like a fine milk.

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@MikeyCycling Not all superheroes where capes… 🦸

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@FBAwayDays Millwall fans will be too far away to see when they score the winner next season...

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Children’s TV nowadays?
‘Sooty, Sweep & Robby’ is my 4 year old granddaughter’s favourite programme.
She loves Sooty’s magic tricks, Sweep’s stupid jokes and Robby’s really silly speeches.
😊

[funf.studio @radartabs]

Reform Party Conference…

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@RUKWales Vote Reform if you 💓💓💓💓💓road death

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@ChrisMid @CharlotteCGill These people sew hate from their ivory towers.

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@ChrisMid @CharlotteCGill That'll be my neighbour with her finger on the pulse of real world issues from her 2 million apartment. Gammoning for a living.

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@Dannythefink I’m guessing Napalm Death aren’t quite your cup of tea..? It’s a shame, they have a couple of lovely songs in a Cha Cha Cha beat…

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

Syd Little pays his final respects to the Pope. April 2025.

#HistoryInPictures

[Tim Swanwick @swanwick_tim]

@V_Horabuena Do you struggle painting hands and fingers...? I do, especially short fat stubby ones, so I can understand why you went for a "back of the head" portrait. I like your thinking.

[Flying Dutch Fella 🇺🇦🇳🇱🇪🇺 🇬🇪🇨🇦🇬🇱 @FlyingDutchPall]

If you eat to much cheetos you might become like trump.

[Red Elf 🧚🏼‍♀️ ❀༻༺❀ loathes LIARS @RedElf86]

Presidential portrait