Swapnesh Kaushal

[Swapnesh Kaushal @swapnesh29]

I think, therefore I may be.

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@akshtanilabh It is not so difficult. Just need to throw in a clothes dryer with the modular kitchen.

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@EmergingRoy Isn’t this (substantially) below minimum wages?

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@JamesLucasIT Had he painted this in Gaza or Lebanon instead of NY, it would’ve looked very different.

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@burkov This is our future in the world of AI

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@sanchit_lsc @anulall Looks like chinese bhel

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@devinamehra I think we’ve had two lost decades, and surprisingly under very stable governments. 2005-14 and 2014-2026.

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@DocPriyamMD Why don’t pharma companies sell a formulation that had D3 and Fat combined in a single dose?

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@ImtiazMadmood @ProfByron How do they climb down?

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@gauravsabnis In India there’s floor set by drivers and maids.

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@latha_venkatesh Wondering why reply has been blocked by @sanjivrbajaj @latha_venkatesh ?

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@BradleyKellard Something that benefits from fragility should be called profragile not antifragile.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology.

He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints.

He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines.

He wanted us to actually write new code.

I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle.

I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity.

Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line.

I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset.

I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle.

He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was.

I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis.

By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle.

I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture.

I used the phrase chronological data scarring.

The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped.

He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword.

The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color.

He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon.

He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle.

We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027.

I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon.

Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary.

I refuse to participate in my own suffering.

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@IAmSudhirMishra It's banned already. Jai ho 🙏

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@Puyangan5 https://t.co/W72KiM9zcH

[Daniel Schwartz @danschwartz88]

Evil rarely announces itself.

Hannah Arendt didn’t warn us that the greatest danger would come from monsters.

She warned us it would come from ordinary people who stop asking questions. People who trade conscience for slogans, curiosity for certainty, and morality for obedience.

The lesson of the Holocaust was never just about one man. It was about what happens when a society decides that thinking is optional.

Every generation believes it would have stood against evil.

History keeps asking the same question:

Would you have?

Or would you have simply gone along because everyone else did?

That’s why Arendt still matters. And that’s why this conversation matters. Because the opposite of evil isn’t outrage.

It’s the courage to think for yourself.

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@Hardism What were you expecting from Jio? Or for that matter, any telecom operator in this situation?

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@Aunindyo2023 The fact that so much youth is available and willing for such work should be the real worry. पर जिन्हें नाज़ है हिंद पर वो कहाँ हैं।

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@virsanghvi I haven’t read this book by Khushwant Singh. But your comment surprises. One should be able to separate the messenger from the message. At least someone such as you.

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@Iamsamirarora This happens when tertiary economy starts to dominate.

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@IndiaNewGen Saying is fine. What are you doing about it?

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@ramkid 😀 however, this time around they may not be hidden.