Lisa Swart

writer • interior designer

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@WOOLWORTHS_SA victory park on a Saturday morning only 2 tills and 1 express till 🤯

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@CapitecBankSA once again you’re offline. Don’t send me one of your automated responses of fraud or that your systems are running. You’re proving to be an incredibly bank to work with #capitec #capitecofflineagain #uselesscapitec #nomorebankingwithcapitec

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@CapitecBankSA @sib_sibbbb @CapitecBankSA your systems are NOT up and running!!

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@CapitecBankSA @Lauretawillia You’re offline Capitec!!

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@CapitecBankSA @BraamBotha7 No they’re not!!

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@BraamBotha7 @CapitecBankSA It is indeed offline 🙄🤨😤

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@JHBWater day 3 with not a drop of water in Melville. In your last copy paste communication you said you’d open Hursthill at 4AM. All lies!! We’ve been without 100% supply since June. And I still get billed the same amount every month #corruption #joburgwater #nowaterinmelville

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@JHBWater another day without water in Melville. No explanation or possible solution. Thank you so much for the excellent service!
#jhb
#cityofjoburg #jhbisinept #nowater #nowaterinmelville

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@CapitecBankSA what is going on with your business banking??!! None of my accounts are available on my app or the website!! This is extremely frustrating!

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@Makro_SA when am I going to receive my order?? On your website it says delivery is 1-2 business days. It is over 2 weeks now!! #makro #dontbuyfrommakroonline

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@JHBWater 2 leaks on 7th Avenue and 9th street in Melville!! 🤬 So much for the the consumers using too much water!! Fix it! #uselessjoburgwater
#joburgworldclassdump
#coj

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@CapitecBankSA Your app is NOT WORKING!! Where is the communication?

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@CapitecBankSA your app is not working!! So frustrating!
#anothershittybank #bankinginsouthafricasucks

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@LiftAirlineSA @bfp646 @FNBSA This is definitely not enough. This was not an inconvenience it was a disruption. I will never fly with Lift again. I don’t want your R500 credit I want to be paid for the 6 hours you had me at the airport #Liftistheworst #Lift

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@LiftAirlineSA @lift That’s great but we’re at OR Tambo since 14:00 still waiting for an airplane 🤨 No updates or explanations for your incredible delay #Lift #donotflylift

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@LiftAirlineSA Forget about planning your day when flying #Lift. I arrived at OR Tambo at 14:00 to check in for my flight at 16:00 to be welcomed by the news that it is delayed until 18:00. Flying with @lift is always a gamble. Flights are never on time. #frustrating #badservice

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@JHBWater Still no water in Melville! 🤬 Just more lies from @JHBWater #justmoreofthesame

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@HomeAffairsSA your website is down. It is impossible to get in to make an appoint at a branch.
#dha

[Lisa Swart @swartlisa]

@JHBWater this is the second time I’m reporting the leak on 5th Avenue and 8th street in Melville. Water is streaming down the road! Meanwhile we’re heading for 3 weeks with little to no water in our houses. Do you even care?
#uselesscoj #melville #melvillewatercrises