Swati Tyagi

Best smelling elbows in town.

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Gamers in the 90s: Wow, everything in this game looks so real!

The game:

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. @BlueDartCares I've been following up with your team for 4 days because my package is stuck in Gaur City, Noida. Each time I talk to a new person on your support number, they say they've fixed the issue and then nothing happens. How long am I supposed to wait?

[Raj Das @beyalora]

Don't let the avocado-eating, yoga-pant wearing influencers appropriate mafia lines from The Sopranos #Year2000
#BigPussy

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@beyalora

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@beyalora

[Raj Das @beyalora]

Patience is a virtue.
Unless your diabetic.
Kyunki sabar ka phal meetha hota hai.

[Raj Das @beyalora]

Kumar Sanu was once supposed to attend a Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan concert, but for some reason he couldn't make it. This made Nusrat Sahab very sad. Which is when he wrote this classic. #TrueStory

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@zeffoapp

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I think they missed the sk8er boi part of the cycle

[Imaan Sheikh @sheikhimaan]

Homeland S4

[Shash 🔴 MUFC @ShashMUFC7]

Alma Matters on Netflix is so unrealistic. Friends simply congratulate and hug on getting placed. No one gets beaten up with belts. Ye kaisa engineering college hai bhai?? 😂

#AlmaMatters #Netflix

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@beyalora *in the basins of her collarbones 😂

[Debarchana Baruah @debarchnabaruah]

Thrilled to announce my book 21st Century Retro is available for pre-order. Film and TV studies people, please help me find reviewers for my book, I promise you a free copy😉
https://t.co/HJw9NKYfHF

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@beyalora Oh nooo

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@PranavDixit https://t.co/zqhf5Q4AUq

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Turns out she's not the only one using the basins of her collarbones to collect water 😂

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Turns out she's not the only one using the basins of her collarbones to collect water 😂

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Sliding into 2021 like

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Dhoom: 2 Cool 4 School

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*Dentist wins award*

Friend: Congrats! Where will you put up the plaque you've just won?

Dentist:

[Hayhurst Consultancy B2B market insight @simon_hayhurst]

Hats off to @quietroomtweets for this brilliant, horribly-bang-on seasonal brand book parody.

https://t.co/B2nNgmBuuK

Read it and wince @markritson, @davetrott, @davedyecom, @trevorbmbagency - this is your every nightmare.

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You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs!