Swayamdeepta Sanyal

Geek. Gamer. Grammaryan.
And alliteration, almost always.

Product @deliveryherocom, ex- @zomato

[Swayamdeepta Sanyal @swayamism]

today's #AppleEvent could have been an email 🙄

[Laura Gao ☕️ @heylauragao]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

We've hit 21 million food orders in India (additional 2 million orders placed over the phone using Zomato). I think that makes us the largest food ordering company in India. For more: https://t.co/dKwMEUIHAX

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

We at Zomato are already taking baby steps to ensure our packaging wastage is as minimal as possible. But we can't do it alone - here's urging all aggregators to work towards this common goal: https://t.co/bP0Vhrlz6C

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Super excited to introduce Zomato Piggybank - https://t.co/I4xs5NHHwd

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Twitter people – we are looking for Android developers for our Gurgaon HQ. If you are someone who fits the bill, or know someone who does, please email [email protected] –– Pls RT 🤖

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

If you watch the Social Network backwards, it’s about a man gaining more friends and a girlfriend as he spends less time on Facebook.

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

On popular demand, we've unlocked more #ZomatoGold memberships in India for a few hours.

Power up and collect yours today before the time runs out (again)! 🍄

Get it now: https://t.co/5FQbDrT7j9

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Folks, short form annual report for the year gone by (FY18) is now up on the @zomato blog – read it here – https://t.co/LUpeOrHeOs

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Zomato's hit $100m annual revenue run rate this month. 40% growth in just the last two months. Loving the momentum. cc @mukund1981 @gauravg1181 @deeppurpled @gunjan2307 @elegantlywasted @akshant_g @tukster16 (💵x 100 x 1e6)

[Swayamdeepta Sanyal @swayamism]

Amen. https://t.co/iWtLIWnFWi

[Swayamdeepta Sanyal @swayamism]

@kushwaha_aditya TFW when you mix URLRouter and DeepLinkRouter.

[Swayamdeepta Sanyal @swayamism]

If you say a number loud enough, its value increases.
5 is only 5.
5! becomes 120.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

You say: "We added AI to our product"
I hear: "We added a bunch more IF statements to our codebase"

[Swayamdeepta Sanyal @swayamism]

Losing focus (and trophies) due to incoming calls. Switching off cellular network while playing @ClashRoyale, because battle is life!

[Aditya Kushwaha @kushwaha_aditya]

The number of open source libraries available on the web is inversely proportional to the functionality each library serves.

[Swayamdeepta Sanyal @swayamism]

@ClashofClans TH9 crashes as soon as I click on it. Feedback support still hasn't replied after five days. Disappointed. Crash of Clans?!

[Aditya Kushwaha @kushwaha_aditya]

@GooglePlay rates @Zomato Android App as a Top Developer App. #TopFeeling.

[Swayamdeepta Sanyal @swayamism]

Stackoverflow reaches 10 million questions & 7,522,902,979
times a developer found my solutions there. http://t.co/IY15ONjHJF #SOreadytohelp

[Pradyot Ghate @pradyotghate]

"If I start Ninja Gaiden, I worry I won't return to finish Fry Cry!" - @swayamism #firstworldproblems #xboxplayers