Steve Clark

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

After Resident Evil, it’s time we admit that Zach Cregger is this generation’s best horror director who once played Abraham Lincoln in a sketch that involved the phrase “don’t break my butt”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

I’ve now lived through two Daredevil Season 3 cancellations.

You can’t hurt me anymore

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Jalen Hurts wasn’t perfect yesterday in Tennessee, but when the moment demanded it, he was DANG GOOD.

That final drive by the @Eagles was a thing of beauty, and their Super Bowl MVP quarterback delivered when it mattered most.

I couldn’t wait to break down every throw, play by play. That’s “What Kept Me Up Last Night.” And there was no way I was doing anything else before getting to this one today.

@ThePivotSports Show @Thepivot

#ThePivotSports #ThePivot #NFL #JalenHurts #FlyEaglesFly

https://t.co/LVLVMvaQoh

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

Zach Ertz pulling up to his locker seeing his Kelly Green Eagles jersey for the first time

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Mama Daniels breast milk ain’t worth a fuck Jayden bones brittle af

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

The last thing you see before they add electrolytes to the water supply

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

2-0 VICTORY MONDAY

GOOOOO BIRDS 🦅 | @mworthofgame

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

15 Game Winning Drives now for Hurts 🦅

[sysengineer @_sysengineer]

Should I send this in the family group chat lol

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Iowa School for the Deaf taking on the Kansas School for the Deaf in 6-on-6 football is incredible

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

I’ve come to the conclusion that @danorlovsky7 is legitimately too stupid to realize that he’s racist. He’s doing the @stavvybaby “something that I trust more about Flacco” bit but in full sincerity

[SB @Sean_Brace]

Philly sports radio is changing.
@975TheFanatic is coming.....

[DAZEEL @TheDazeel]

when the video game I’m playing has a sudden unexpected difficulty spike

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68.

Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

He basically said…

[Shaquill Burton @shaqburton]

Oh! So they do count? 😂

[Slimm 🦅 @Dizzy_3D]

Knowing Dan Orlovsky uses the white is right QB approach but still has to go home everyday and hear his autistic son talk up and down about Jalen Hurts warms my heart lmaooo

[mr crow @Abacus_Adult]

The cast is so out of shape they have to keep making these weird cuts when they jog