susie

dirt city

[susie @sweebybee]

@kissingmennow @poonis_mouse erm ratio buddy

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I find it kind of bunny/ I find it kind of cat/ How the dreams in which I’m fuzzy are the best I ever had!

[susie @sweebybee]

me when the singular ant in my vein is not gdk🤨🧐🤔🤭
lol nerdddddddd get him outta here😭🆘

[susie @sweebybee]

probably at least 100 people have killed themselves because of chick-fil-a employees

[susie @sweebybee]

do you think gang stalking has ever led to life long friendships

[susie @sweebybee]

*thinking i’m growing a sixth finger and getting excited*
hooray! think of all the possibilities
*its just a hangnail i looked at from a weird angle*
fuck!

[susie @sweebybee]

@kissingmennow thanks for the question @kissingmennow! i have not

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Where will you be on New Year’s Eve? Dancing? Drinking champagne?

Franz Kafka, 1912.

[susie @sweebybee]

rip my mf goat 🙏

[susie @sweebybee]

type shit x2

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Why, on these few remaining summer Sundays, don’t you go off into the country first thing in the morning?

Franz Kafka, 1916.

[susie @sweebybee]

type shit

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

#CalvinandHobbes

[susie @sweebybee]

type shit i been on

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

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