Emma

finger cuffs

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

My 4 inch tall fairy wife on my balls:

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Remember when the Eagles won their first Super Bowl (2017) and an Eagles fan ate a handful of horse shit? I got a feeling New Yorkers gonna top that tonight. Can't wait to see what they come up with.

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

coworker let out such a wimpy woman fart at the urinal I just started beating the shit out of him

[୨୧ @dollsumin]

baixei um jogo de cuidar de um bebe online e esqueci de entrar por uns dias e agora ele ta assim

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

petplay but im a horse and i just sort of die for some reason

[Gale Kaholic @mangomishap]

Dominos delivery tracker just sent me a picture of my dick i've never seen before

[Emma @sweenbean_]

@ccequioa yes!! he’s said that he remembers getting there, starting to party, and he remembers “coming to” when jimmi hendrix played on monday morning. and doesn’t remember anything else lol

[trenchpussy @tenthousund]

andre the giant probably grabbed pussy like a bowling ball

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[Colin @colinarmis]

i was about to say "if you are an adult and you dont know how to do basic hand sewing u need to get real" but i literally can not drive

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Spending money instead of blowing my shit clean off

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I took her to my river and I creeked it

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

imma miss that yellow thing and pink thing

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

Holding up a jar of pickles to the cashier and asking if these are “the real deal” neither of us knows what I mean, but I have a gun

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

lynchian blowjob call that eraserhead

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

gave birth in urban outfitters and they snatched it up and hydraulic pressed it into a lana del rey vinyl