Dave Mcsweeney

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@SouthernWater good morning, how do I request a new key for my water metre, just discovered ours has been pinched.

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@CSEarl72 It's the best, and when I'm feeling grow up, I put Vodka in 😎

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@HMRCcustomers been n the line for 25 minutes now, why can't you tell me my position in the queue or an estimated wait tme, got no idea how long I'm going to be on here.

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@HMRCcustomers good afternoon, I've received two letters about self assessment, it say that I contacted you to register for self assessment. I can assure I did not. I've been Bern in the same paid employment since 2012.

Please advise.

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!!

MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@KentPoliceRoads @KentPoliceMed Well done.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Shamima Begum ran away and joined ISIS. She’s just the sort of person you’d want moving in next door.

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@SmoggyBalboa @CWOA @SmoggyBalboa

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@ilovenostalgia Instant memories right there.

[Gary Webster @RealGaryWebster]

Have I got this right. PSG own Messi & Mbappe. Qatar owns PSG. FIFA in bed with Qatar for last 8 years on a bid riddled with alleged corruption & we all know what Infantino is capable of...Err What chance an Argentina v France final?? Let's hope this is the last FIFA run WC🙏🙏

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@virginmedia Service due to be disconnected on Tuesday, can I change my package to the 1 Gig for £45 a month on the 18 month contract? Or do I have to start a new contract?

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@bt_uk my hub arrived today, and instalation was booked for tomorrow. Just had to cancel this as I've been lied to with regards to what im getting. Even got proof of this. Shocking. #falsepromises #lies #greatcustomerservice🤣 back to @virginmedia with my tail between my legs 😔

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@CocaCola can you help out please?
The display was to raise money for children with cancer.
https://t.co/bvFuKOu6t8

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@bt_uk

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@bt_uk Long story short, I was promised three discs as part of my package due to be installed tomorrow, hub and one disc turned up today, phoned to ask about the two additional disc to be told I couldn't have them. I have proof of the chat that I could have three discs.

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@CSEarl72 🤤

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@RoyalMail £10 paid so I could track my parcel to ensure its arrived, this was 4 days ago and still I have no idea as your tracker hasn't worked for 4 days.

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@CSEarl72 Would be rude not to.

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@CSEarl72 🤤

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@ShowcaseCinemas Thank you

[Dave Mcsweeney @sweeneyisagod]

@ShowcaseCinemas hi, I have two tickets for tomorrow, but my friend has now been called into work, is there an option to swap dates or refund these please.