Holden Doobfield

AMC Stubs Member, Barb, Twihard

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

I have a good feeling by the time I’m 55 I’m going to start seeing commercials telling me if I ever downed a 4loko and show medical symptoms I’m entitled to financial compensation

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

I’m pleading for a universal grocery store lay out I shouldn’t be fighting for my life to find a bell pepper in this Giant rn

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

This and “unlimited vacation”

[prance @bocxtop]

when u get hired and ur boss is like "this isn't just a job it's a family" u bout to have the WORST experience of your life

[🎧 @nihilisims]

wtf is a “career” ? I just want to hang out

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

he’s so real for this

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

The best way to tell if someone is your soulmate out of 8 billion people is if they are the third person you date in your mid-to-late 20s

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

@LED_itSnow He has that gorillaz song I think

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

Smells like a FALL DAY 😫😫😫🤰🏽

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

I have both ceased and desisted

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

@Alt1045Philly @Imaginedragons They actually follow me back on Twitter so they might be MY biggest fan

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Made a relationship pact with my best friend: If neither of us is married by the time we’re 40, we honestly tell each other what traits make us unlovable.

[Babrylon HUB @barbielonlashub]

why is she so mad about costco

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

You should get one left on red per year

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

When no one else was there... he was

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

Hardly ever hear sandstorm by Darude anymore 😞😞😞

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

@william_deisler Cube runner my friend. I think it’s still available somewhere

[Holden Doobfield @swickerdooodIe]

Mentally I’m here