Samuel Willsey

tlucci is the old ball and chain

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

I miss the smell of cocaine in the morning

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

The things i would do to get my family to just shut the fuck up or at least be less curious half the time would be unforgivable

[Adult Humor 18+ @AduItHumour]

2 things that I like:
1. Alcohol
2. Not u

[Obnoxious Boston Fan @realOBF]

"Kowski"s score every point in #Patriots - #Raiders game. Yaz would be proud. #PolishPower

http://t.co/E4RltCbpLn

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

@Adam852258 God that is fucked up

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

Anchor Man at the baes dorm, thankyou jesus

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

@tluccci i bet

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

"I put my tape out on the streets and watched my tape lift off, without a verse from Weezy Kanye or the fake Rick Ross" - @FreddieGibbs

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Zach Galifianakis...

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

@tluccci i was waiting for you to notice

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

Fucking beautiful, goodnight motherfuckers

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Some penguins are prostitutes – Offering sex in exchange for pebbles.

[stix 1⃣1⃣ @jurrellcromwell]

Just lookin for my place in the fucked up world

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

@tluccci ....... no comment... your a terrible listener

[Samuel Willsey @swillsey95]

@tluccci but seriously, excuse me miss... i saved that last text for you.... answer it