jade 🦭

offline shenanigans only!!
spam account of @swingchip930
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[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

lift heavy stone
make sad head voice quiet
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[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

god tier timing while looking for songs to listen to at work

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

nooooticing the complete absence of one huge reason

[W @_common_w2]

I wonder why ronaldo fans are pretending that this ronaldo hate is coming out of nowhere.

1) goes to Saudi league and shits on ligue 1 for literally no reason other than messi being there

2) shades xavi about him going to Qatar

3) says Saudi league is better than MLS when asked about playing in saudi league when no one mentioned MLS

4) ONLY captain from one of worldcup teams that are considered favourites to downplay his teammates

5) writes and likes messi hate posts

6) made a documentary about HIS life and added a clip of messi losing 2014 worldcup final

7) downplayed his teammates and his teams constantly

8) crying on piers Morgan

9) stops talking to anyone that thinks messi is better

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

websites with awful online forms are the only time i wish i had a gun to just

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

NAAAAHHHHH KNICKS IN 5

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

i'm crying they deadass only lost the one time he was there

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

NAAAAHHHHH KNICKS IN 5

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

ME BECAUSE WHY HAVE I BEEN CRAVING A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE ALL DAY

[sexczema @dialectits]

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

[かざみ @kazami_ok]

ロックの日ロッキーさん

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

I'm deadass considering going Catholic

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

A software engineer was granted a religious exemption from using AI at work. Legal experts say others may follow now that the Pope has raised concerns about the tech's impact on humanity. https://t.co/Cn2BvGc4xc

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

bro i was barely figuring out fast 8 what do you MEAN the meta is fast 9 with 5 costs now 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[gold 🏳️‍⚧️ @goober59914]

ur lowk a traitor to humanity and nature if you use ai

[The Noise, Wokehammer CEO @The_Noise_13]

Amazing how all of you need a robot to think for you.

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

aauuUUUUUURRRUGUGUUUUGUH

[ᅠ @artindetails]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER

[木佐貫洋平 プロカリンバ奏者 @LimbaTrip]

これは全部カリンバの音です。
上にのっているのはノイズ用のピスタチオです。美味しかったです。

[Daniel Pemberton (also on BluSky same name) @DANIELPEMBERTON]

Here’s a little video from the #ProjectHailMary soundtrack sessions with London Voices recording the choral part to GOODBYE MY FRIEND at @AIRstudios.. one of my fav moments in the score..

Enjoy!

[lefts @bomblefts]

Hawaii doing the damn thing😮‍💨

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

thank GOD

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

he got arrested 🙏

[jade 🦭 @swingchip929]

Paper Rex please I'm begging you to restock that one sleeveless top