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[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Fuck her tears. I have zero sympathy. I do have sympathy for elderly members of the Windrush generation told to leave the country, Grenfell survivors who still don't have adequate housing or justice, 4.1m kids living in poverty, and 100,000s more people forced to use food banks.

[syd @sydheath_]

yesterday i served alfie deyes at work and his card got declined lmao

[WEIRDLAND TV @WeirdlandTales]

Art from the pages of legendary sci-fi magazine, OMNI.

[syd @sydheath_]

@JSwagphreys are u missing it (me) xxx

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Person 1:Why did the chicken cross the road.
Person 2:I don't know why did the chicken cross the road.
Person 1:I dont know I thought you will know.
Person 2:No

[syd @sydheath_]

@CrystaalStokees yeeees gal get it 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[jay @fatherjstn]

The red-shanked douc is the most peaceful and relaxed monkey i’ve ever seen, just look at it’s face.

[ਇਮਨਦੀਪ ਕੌਰ | Imandeep Kaur @ImmyKaur]

I am not tweeting that sickening video. I am reminding of this beautiful soul instead.

[syd @sydheath_]

i just had to explain to my 40 yr old egyptian boss what sexting means :)

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

No more cling film. All leftovers in jars and tubs.

[syd @sydheath_]

people gotta stop acting like we die when we’re 30 fuckin chill out

[syd @sydheath_]

@thetrainline is it possible to change a ticket to a mobile ticket after booking? please help me xxxx

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are pretty fuckin big

[syd @sydheath_]

this weekend i made craig richards parents coffee

[syd @sydheath_]

https://t.co/IHVmps74zb

[syd @sydheath_]

unfortunately at the exact moment she said she liked my skirt i had taken a massive bite out of my sandwich

[syd @sydheath_]

girls u’ve never met give u compliments in the street !! ah! yes!! i love u!