syd

did it all for the no good reasons

[syd @sydhenn]

come and get your love by redbone is one of the greatest songs ever

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Well

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

It should also be pointed out that Ted Cruz was IN MEXICO and should, per CDC guidelines, be quarantining in his home.

[syd @sydhenn]

you are quite literally the richest person in the world and you haven’t helped a single person so far

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

.@ERCOT_ISO is not earning that R

[syd @sydhenn]

and saturday nights of your freshman, sophomore, whatever year. for me personally I would rather be able to look back at this time in the world and see that I was a responsible human and helped, rather than a selfish dummy who only cares about getting trashed

[syd @sydhenn]

seriously, fuck you if you’re partying right now. fuck you if you walk, drive to a frat house with no masks. people are dying right now and I just do not understand how to get it through your dense, dumb skulls. bummer you miss out on the shitty frat parties

[syd @sydhenn]

who is morgan wallen and why is everyone in their top 1% of listeners on spotify

[Rep. Barbara Lee (Archived) @RepBarbaraLee]

Reminder: a COVID relief bill has been sitting on Mitch McConnell’s desk for 50 days while millions struggle to keep food on the table.

[Alison Fitzgerald Kodjak @AlisonKodjak]

When, on Sept. 11, nearly 3,000 people were killed, we reorganized the entire federal government. We're now losing that many people every three days, and the Senate went home early for Thanksgiving.

[Victor LaValle @victorlavalle]

Americans celebrating Thanksgiving by spreading disease is actually an incredibly accurate way to honor the holiday.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, and dumbfounded!

[u sure u having your way? u surrre? @mr_extRODinary]

A 6 week shutdown? And we in the streets next summer? Can we start right now?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“The Super Bowl halftime show is The Weekend?? Where’s my rock band 😡”

[Robert Greenwald @robertgreenwald]

37,000 homeless veterans will sleep on the streets tonight.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

You know, as political prediction goes, this really was spot on. You spend three years building a Death Star, then the plucky rebels blow it up. Then you lose.

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.