sydney

id be twitter famous if i didnt tear my acl in high school

[sydney @sydmilll]

myrtle-willoughby, bedford-nostrand, and clinton-washington are all the same train stops btw

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

A woman choosing a summer outfit works harder than any ‘brain surgeon’

[sydney @sydmilll]

the childhood trauma be traumaing lately ….

[sydney @sydmilll]

foaming at the mouth watching the barbie trailer

[sydney @sydmilll]

why is the cocomelon hamster fucking RIPPED

[sydney @sydmilll]

when another girl gives you some glitter on your cheek… that is the highest expression of love

[sydney @sydmilll]

elderly couples bird watching and reading in the park…. how does it feel to live my dream

[sydney @sydmilll]

not taking my adhd meds today as a fun treat

[sydney @sydmilll]

my style is simultaneously a little bit ugly and also very sexy

[sydney @sydmilll]

when we broke up he told me i meditate too much :/

[sydney @sydmilll]

at whole foods in the middle of the day with all of the other hot and confusingly employed people

[sydney @sydmilll]

sample was actually a really good name choice in girls

[sydney @sydmilll]

dating apps are insane

[sydney @sydmilll]

the park at 3:30pm on a weekday is filled w hot women reading/writing/relaxing and eating a treat

[sydney @sydmilll]

no longer calling myself a nanny, im actually a professional milf now

[sydney @sydmilll]

accidentally becoming an influencer

[sydney @sydmilll]

getting up early is so fun until you cant stay awake past 9pm

[sydney @sydmilll]

my greatest flex is that i’m a pretty crier