Sydney Toth

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

I love pizza delivery because the food heats the moist towelettes they provide and I like that... I’m also very lonely

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

update: gained the freshman 15 anyway

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

I don't even have to worry about getting a freshman 15... I get enough exercise just wandering around lost on campus 🙄

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

@leeshaunadumon @quinnawilton Omg only cause I was showing you something!!!

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

Petition to make a motion: we no longer call it the USA. They are now just the SA.

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

no woman has all 5:

1) $50
2) a dad
3) an oil change
4) cooking skills
5) matching socks

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

i watched my wife fall off a cliff... your whole world can change in a matter of seconds. mine almost did.

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

I think you know you drink too much when you catch yourself taking mouthwash like a shot ... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

*Temperatures raise from -35 to -30*
“Hi, yes I’ll get an iced coffee”

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

I wish I was a guy so I could wear cute festive ties for all holidays and occasions

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

Look at how cute 😭

[megs @meganlavender4]

craven lineup is trash. like I’m still gonna go but it’s trash.

[Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats @TheDailyCowman]

Is the phrase "Madder than a Canadian dairy farmer" a thing yet?

#AskingForAFriend

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

@meganlavender4 🙌🏼🙌🏼 SAME

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

haaaaaaaaate when people study with each other outside the exam bc then i just question everything i know

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

The Blackhawks and @NHLJets will honor the Humboldt Broncos by wearing "BRONCOS" on the back of their jerseys in place of name plates tonight. Also, the #Blackhawks will match a $25,000 donation from both the Jets and @NHL to The Humboldt Broncos Hockey Club. #PrayersForHumboldt

[RJ Patter @rjpatter]

Derek Grayson and Nick bonding and healing in hospital

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

can someone teach me how to wash my face without getting water on the counter, floor, mirror and myself??

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

@maddie_steele 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️ pick me 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

went to show @irinaabaumann how swollen my eye was today and said “look at this disaster” and before i could point to my eye she looks me dead ass in the face and goes “what your hair??” no, not my hair. not this time 🙄

[KT 🐾 @ktblair]

Whenever you go out with your girlfriends and ask what everyone’s wearing there’s ALWAYS one friend who says “probably jeans and a nice top” hahahahahaha

[Sydney Toth @sydneyytoth]

stuck between wanting to work on a summer body and wanting to work on a summer alcohol tolerance