Sydney.

Top vibes, bottom tendencies 🤷🏽‍♀️

[nell 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @estratgen]

better to ejaculate than to ejacunever

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

ITS CANCER SEASON BITCH START CRYING IMMEDIATELY

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[sir lady knight @medievalmusings]

sorry about the lack of correspondence, my carrier pigeon keeps shredding your letters to decorate her nest

[rave mother @ravemother]

hantavirus is chop city girl she will never out sell Corona… corona was THEEEE doll Hanta you are cabbage patch

[jayne✿ @jayneiskool]

yet another good book interrupted by the shackles of employment

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Not paying a lot of attention to the timeline did Klay Thompson try to assassinate the president

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

[chase @_chase_____]

accidentally compared apples to oranges and it was no big deal. they have some similarities and some differences

[quin @trashacclol1]

theyre killing me with a rock, tomorrow. you're invited actually

[Neet @neet_sol]

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Who up feeling a little peculiar

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Justin Timberlake when the officer told him to walk a straight line

[Bob Sheranko @BobSheranko]

We’re doing popcorn reading at the Afters next time. Some of y’all can’t read so we’re going to practice

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

Wednesday now... I wasted so much time... now my life is almost over.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i would never post an instagram note. that’s just not something i would do