Brenden

It’s all fun and games till it’s not fun and games.
#GGMU

[I’m Famous 💿 @unkleken_]

No more naps. 😭
All of a sudden there’s this thing called homework.
Your baby teeth are falling out and nobody seems concerned.
You’re learning that numbers have rules.
Adults keep asking you what you want to be when you grow up. Like, ma’am, I just got here.😭

[Uzane @uzanethegoat]

maybe i’m speaking from a place of privilege(looks) but as a guy, you’re way better off just dealing with girls who show interest first, you’ll literally have nothing to prove

[tío Metumo @sir_dris]

Ae no, at this point mutu Mukuru is also tired of vatere’ring mbaue. A lot is goingyon!🙂‍↕️✋🏽

[Ivyn Sambo @IvynSambo]

Please don’t do this. You’re keeping us in meetings for too long over useless points.

[KUKU CENA @CENABANTWAN]

If you happen to sell your Blacony mix ticket Ko N$300. 3 tickets or 2 I will gladly buy it .☺️☺️

[Doxa @Oom_nins]

Everybody and they mama selling balcony mix tickets.

[Doxa @Oom_nins]

Moeg soos n baby daddy wat nie meer n pa wil wees nie.

[Mr. R @NamibianCleaner]

These days it just takes me three beers and I’m drunk, mem 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Bobby Zamora @SirTanga_]

“I don’t care about politics” is about to pay N$30.00 per litre.

[Doxa @Oom_nins]

I remember sending some hun a long message after we’d broken up, on some “I will always care for you I hope find the love you deserve blah blah blah” and she responded with “lol, self righteous”.
Yeses ek was BENAAI😭

[Doxa @Oom_nins]

The E in Adulting stands for Elke fokken dag is daar iets.

[Stix Die-Virus @Stix_Munene1]

Plaak tyt

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

[Stix Die-Virus @Stix_Munene1]

Ladies, please do something productive today. Make breakfast for your boyfriend. Take the laundry basket and wash his clothe. If he is bathing and he did not lock his phone, please lock it for him. Fold his tshirts and put them nicely in the cupboard.
Be a good girl for once.

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

Demi-sec with the brut, mix it in the flute

[Ëngineer wokÓwambo 🖇️® @poha_mba]

People without driving licenses 🪪 the reason Namibia 🇳🇦 has Foot & Mouth Disease 😭😭

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

Mojo Jojo singing “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” on ‘07 Cartoon Network

[Brenden @syl_deon]

Maar soms neh...

[KUKU CENA @CENABANTWAN]

You are complaining about life but you busy having sex?

[Brenden @syl_deon]

Shakes Shikongo is South African?

[Ÿûfįt🧚💅 @SoftMaryyy]

Is true that Supa Strikas is a South African cartoon?? I remember watching it on SABC 2 growing up, but I had no idea it was South African.

[Trophy Boyfriend @Khaze10]

You people are out here saying you’re broke but the stats say otherwise.