Tim Morgan

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@VicVijayakumar Better than DataDog monitors randomly taking 30+ seconds for no noticeable reason

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@zeeg I'm still sad they are trained by doing calculus in a loop. Magic is much more fun

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@glcst @tursodatabase Good thing I'm an archmage on https://t.co/BmL2qHKOSY, bad thing they didn't tech me to shit post ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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@thdxr Local storage is a good enough solution for Okta... Why not others?

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@kettanaito @ThePrimeagen My problem is when people start going beyond mocks and use spies to check if the code calls a function that it has been implemented to call.

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@tunguz Hasn't Andrej covered this already?

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@t3dotgg Jira and Bitbucket forget who I am every day (and sometimes midday)

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@thdxr So much corporate software is something that was once a spreadsheet

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@karpathy @iamyourboon This is why I like Andrej

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@thdxr Why does infra need to be this easy?

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@housecor What if someone turned on a lint rule that yells at be if I ever write `function`?

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@ryanflorence @housecor @tlakomy I just let my text wrap

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@thdxr Can't say I've never snuck in through a basement window...

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@kossnocorp Does the docs site work?

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@webdevcody May or may not be adopting "lean agile" right now... Doesn't seem any different than water-scrum-fall except you hear "WIP" a lot

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@DegenerateTBone Apple TV crew had the same observation

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@mipsytipsy That one time I inherited a graph database inside of Postgres...

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@JordanFried Not kidding, I was literally reading about the "pit of success" just a little bit ago; very similar idea https://t.co/MVSIjFp8Yi

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@elonmusk

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@TMFanSupport Thanks for resetting my queue back to the beginning after almost 5 hours. My daughter is just thrilled.