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one eyed one horned flying purple people eater - she/ her

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

SIDNEY CROSBY, HIS 72nd CAREER PLAYOFF GOAL 🔥

[Austin Bechtold @AustinRBechtold]

Penguins-Flyers. Sid vs. Philadelphia. BUCKLE UP.

[NHL @NHL]

18-YEAR-OLD BEN KINDEL WITH THE SHOOTOUT WINNER FOR PITTSBURGH! 🟡⚫

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[k. new york schlitty @yanksgf]

When God sings with his creations, the philadelphia flyers will Not be part of the choir.

[NHL @NHL]

A DOMINANT ROAD WIN FOR THE PENGUINS 😤

[NHL @NHL]

Geno's FIRED UP 🔥

[cass @luv2clomp]

addicted to googling "sandwich near me" at the office every single day just in case a new one opened overnight

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Hugh Grant fell asleep at Wimbledon.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

We were so lucky to be alive at the same time as Amy Winehouse. Missing her suddenly.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I’m hands down the fattest boyfriend in Brandy Melville right now

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

software version 7.0

[sandra 𐙚 @folkausten]

“you really do love him, don’t you?”

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Absolutely obsessed with this

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

do u think the Bear in the Big Blue House needed to have roommates to afford the place or do you think he was their landlord