tabitha

I’m a virgin who can’t drive

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

If you think about it, dogs are always tip-toeing

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

Any philosopher born after 1965 Can't Cook, All They Know Is Think, Pick Up Chopstick, Eat Hot Chip, Put Down Chopstick, and Lie 😂😂😅😠😤

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

I date my boyfriends because they're intelligent and then later I get jealous of my boyfriends because they're intelligent. WHO DESIGNED ME LIKE THIS

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

Imagine if the world revolved around you.. for me, this is reality

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

Spiritually pimping myself out to the Christian Association in exchange for snacks

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

@syedasakinaaa @shruti2720 was going to send this to you but then I saw who rted

[Zola Ray @zolamray]

We used to be a country. A proper country.

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

@linkoep Do you mix your smoothie bowl before you eat it? Because that's disgusting

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

Bangs should always be cut in a mind state of complete mayhem, which is why hairdressers rarely get them right

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

@jarpatchen Blocked

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

If she says "Zoo-Wee-Mama" in bed then you know she's not faking

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

@jarpatchen I could do this, why do they need robots

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Fighting fire with fire today

[tabitha @tabitha1777]

Axe is the active ingredient in the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

The club has never felt as good as the Scholastic Book Fair

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

women literally will not talk to you unless you dress like Willy Wonka.