DJ Cheekface’s Witness

Professional disappointment. Owner of The Cup. America’s Most Muted.

[Eric @ebcinpa]

Philly summer is officially here

[DJ Cheekface’s Witness @tackadjdg]

My day is complete knowing @jamestalarico is a @boardsofcanada fan.

[Chisme 𖤐 @ihyChismexx]

Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

Cat people doing cat people things...

[DJ Cheekface’s Witness @tackadjdg]

Real talk, @HunterBiden is the best thing to happen to this hellsite in a really long time. So here for it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[DS @DorkSirjur]

Back home, I said no mixes...but how about a download for all from an outstanding duo 25 years ago:

This is @daftpunk @ Crisis In Afghanistan Gig, fabric, London 17.12.01

This was a Promo released by them to radio stations to be played out. It aired on Radio One. However, this is the soundboard recording which runs a little bit longer. Download at bottom of post.

If you want to support what I do (bless up all who do!) -
https://t.co/gr44UNWjL8

Spreadsheet of all mixes so far: https://t.co/dbqCbIhnLq

Download: https://t.co/jpGnxRAWKb

[DJ Cheekface’s Witness @tackadjdg]

@MediaOffScript @DojaCat Technically, no. She asked for help, THEN called him a frog build looking bitch and a barrel chested sand eating ewok.

[DJ Cheekface’s Witness @tackadjdg]

@selmacashmoney

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

🚨 BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert.

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Haters mad

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

Fox News thank you for the 20 gifted

[Ween Song of the Day🌈 @weensongoftoday]

05/24/2026 - Piledriver

[Justin Lever ❤️⚾️ @JustinLever3]

Rain delay in Philly

Cue the video ☔️

[DJ Cheekface’s Witness @tackadjdg]

@Phillies Even Elmo can’t help us

[DJ Cheekface’s Witness @tackadjdg]

@Phillies

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[Sei 💫 @nemuiryuu]

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