Mary Hope 🌻💕 agent elvis lockdown

《ƒιgнт мє, уσυ ¢єяαмι¢ вιт¢н》 she/her, 28 // Faintly Macabre, the not-so-wicked Which, meets untempered schism ✌🫠

[Mary Hope 🌻💕 agent elvis lockdown @tacozebra051]

shark puppy 2: electric goncharov

[Walter Covenant: Messiah: Part 3 @WalterCovenant_]

2026 every 3 months

[Alyssa @ogkushconsumer]

Guy came to the show last night with his clown gf and every time i saw him he had more paint around his mouth

[jeeneei @jeenee66__]

🍔🥤☕️

[Grover @Grover]

Your dreams are within reach! If you have trouble grasping them, try waving your arms really fast to get their attention.

[Liquid Jeans @LiquidJeans]

Everything is about sex, apart from magic the gathering, magic the gathering is not about sex at all

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

ever notice how when you ask people about "the birds and the bees" they just change the subject to human sexual intercourse? whatever the birds and bees are doing must be insane

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

i’ve seen enough summer.. release the bats

[april @yogurtslop3]

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin

[spaldra 🏒 @spaldra]

beating the ai allegations by being really fucking slow at writing

[leni ⤕ ouppy🌙🩸 @nellscape_]

"mine" she whispers
"craft" i breathe

[Rin ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ 🍉 @rein_reeee]

cheer up!

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

when I was a kid I thought crickets were the sound of stars twinkling

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

My god they were eating shellfish in the locker room

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

the odyssey was inaccurate because nolan excluded the one night a year it’s legal for single people to have sex

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!