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Not as tall as I look

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3 says confused “kitty just running away” as he chases her with a vacuum cleaner

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I had a long complicated dream that ended with me getting a congratulatory hug from Nicholas Cage so that was pretty awesome

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Going to test drive, 11 asked what I was getting. I said Lamborghini. He gasped with excitement. I said maybe two. He shared the good news

A min later 7 comes, takes my hand in her’s, looks me in my eyes. “Dad, we don’t need 2 Lamborghinis. We need that money for food & college”

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Seedless watermelons does not get enough recognition as a modern technological marvel

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7: "I have a secret to tell you"
18 smiles and leans in
7 whispers in her ear
18 frowns
18: "Hey, 7 just said she's cooler than me"
7 shakes her head
7: "You're really bad at keeping a secret"

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11 explaining how lazy 16 is: “When I fart on you, you’re too lazy to even run away”

I’m not sure who this reflects worst on. Probably me

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7: “Handball is the opposite of football”

I don’t even know what to say about that

#olympics

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@sssobel Yup. It was raining for move in

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I love the olympics, even the sports that seem like they should be on The Ocho

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@sssobel That was awesome. I saw the beginning of that this morning but missed the end. Was taking my son to scout camp if that brings back any memories

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@sssobel Watching that too. I remember learning triple jump in elementary school gym class. Maybe I should have stuck with it

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@sssobel Yes. This! I can be bored by golf the rest of the year if I really want to. Give my some fencing or judo or handball. I’ll even take shooting!

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13: "You're so immature."
7: "Of course I'm immature, I'm seven years old!"

She's got a point

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@sssobel Learning things the hard way is my specialty

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Marriage advice:
If your wife says “At least if wrong I admit it”
The proper response is apparently not “If I was ever wrong, I would admit it too”
I’ll keep you posted if I ever figure out what the right response is

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@melonakos Taking my boys camping this weekend too. Have a good trip!

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My homemade Fathers Day piCARD

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@humphinator Julie had to post this

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Apparently my office address is listed as a vaccine clinic and a line is forming outside

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@humphinator Nothing will top the dumpster

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@CrystalNFunk Yeah. Someone stopped by this afternoon for a vaccine and we’re like “that’s weird” then this evening a line formed outside and that’s how we found out