John Humphrey

[wint @dril]

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Before you begin your thinkpiece, the Supreme Court DID NOT strike down Affirmative Action

Admission preferences for legacies, donors, employee families and special recommendations are still allowed

The Court struck down Affirmative Action For everyone except WHITE PEOPLE

[Avid Halaby @AvidHalaby]

The stuff uncovered in the Twitter whistleblower report is much crazier than anything in the "Twitter files" but it's much less politically/tribally salient so it got no attention. Going to do a thread on some of the craziest things, in no particular order.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

having a king is going to take some getting used to. we’re used to our monarch moving as far as they want in any direction but now it’s just one square at a time. much higher chance of being killed by a horse

[John Humphrey @humphinator]

@fjohnboyle @PhilaParkandRec @iamLorax29 @bcgp @RideIndego @myphillypark @PhilaStreets That locked gate on 8/23 was a bummer for my bike commute. Any word on whether they've unlocked it on the mornings since then?

[Dave Wiskus @dwiskus]

The Matrix described 1999 as the peak of human civilization and I laughed because that would obviously not age well but then the next 23 years happened and now I’m like yeah okay maybe the machines had a point

[John Humphrey @humphinator]

@mrbodnar true story - I changed to Windows programming recently. I gave visual studio a real go of it. It did some nifty things but is a junk editor, so I'm back to (neo)vim and am so much happier.

[John Humphrey @humphinator]

@kshaejohnson I read this earlier and was wondering the same.

[John Humphrey @humphinator]

@roll20app Any issues with 3D dice roller? We're consistently seeing different numbers in chat vs the 3D dice tonight. Maybe 25% of die affected.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[George C @DondeGC]

@ChrisWarcraft Some of those with bad sources
Eat the paste that's for horses

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

We don’t deserve @AOC, and I’m really tired of seeing her get dumptrucks of bad faith criticism delivered to her doorstep.

She is as authentic and honest a politician as we’ve ever had in Washington - which is why she has to be destroyed by the establishment.

[John Humphrey @humphinator]

@Oatmeal Feedly, and it works well with your feed

[Ólafur Waage @olafurw]

Weird way to do subtitles for the Formula 1 race.

[John Humphrey @humphinator]

@tadizi this seems close though

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

March 2020. March 2021.

[San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert]

A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I call it the "privilege of individuality."

White people aren't accustomed to being defined by the actions of others. If a white man shoots up a school, it's a dude shooting up a school.

If a Black person mentions police brutality, they gotta answer for every murder in Chicago