Tamara Erickson

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

replace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

How to get a summer body:

- Grab a shovel
- Head to the nearest graveyard
- Acquire body parts
- Assemble the body parts
- Bring your creature to life using science and immediately become consumed with irrevocable despair

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

I’ve heard some wild arguments against wearing mask like “it’s the government attempting to control us!!” Like they’ve never heard of capitalism or societal norms or traditions or holidays or taxes or net neutrality or voter suppression or target marketing or media or or or or

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

Oh.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

Obama: I stopped smoking because I could never forgive myself if a young person, or anyone, thinks smoking is okay because the President does it.

Trump: I will never wear a mask, not because it won't save lives, but because it will make ME look weak.

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

Having large breasts does come with some perks. For example, when I'm eating snacks on the couch, the crumbs fall into my cleavage. Thus saving on vacuuming time.

[Balm Threat @balmthreat]

My 72 year-old mother just informed me she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.

After some delicate questioning, "Gender Reveal, Mom. It's called a Gender Reveal."

[Quickbase @Quickbase]

We are calling on other organizations to join the fight. ✊🏾
Make a donation, share it, tag us, and call on companies in your network to keep the chain going #B2BforBLM
#BlackLivesMatter

@MassTLC @Mass_Tech @MassChallenge @techreview @Bostinno

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

I mean, if the borders are such a problem, maybe we should get rid of them instead of building them up? 🤔#simplifiedlogic

[A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut]

If you've never used the bathroom with the lights off to throw your kids off your trail, then are you even a parent?

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

If you bump into someone at the grocery store and say goodbye, there's a 99 percent chance you'll see them in every single aisle after that.

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

My son, this morning: Mommy, when I was a baby, I was in your tummy. I don't know what color it was though... I needed a flashlight.

New kickstarter idea: Flashlights for Fetuses

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

Me: I'll just put the baby down for his nap real quick so I can get some things done.
Baby: learns how to laugh just to laugh at me.

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

Our little bonus snail is getting so big! https://t.co/cqVb1rxVFq

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

Carpenter bees are just like regular bees but rainy days and Mondays always get them down.

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

Toddler status: attempting to water the dog
Dog status: fast

[Tamara Erickson @tagrets]

3yo: Mommy, look a whale!
Me: that's a puffer fish. It's big, but a whale is much bigger. Bigger than you.
3yo: oh, ok. Mommy, a whale is big like you!
😑
#boymom #mothersday