Max Hinders

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[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

@StationWait Standing in line for banshee and the scream sound effect plays

[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

@TicketToThrills Drachen Fire or Hypersonic XLC

[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

Coastle 6 2/6 #coastle
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https://t.co/JJEwPL5a2O Sure a 2/6 on Wordle is cool. But a 2/6 on my first Coastle is pretty great 🎢

[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

@Ihartitz Davis Mills’ neck nearly gets him into the next tier 😂

[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

@koppsmusic Kill Bill by SZA or Unholy by Sam Smith!

[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

@joywave @paramore If you told me that Joywave produced “Big Man, Little Dignity” I would believe you.

[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

@TheWienerCircle @saigonsisters The Turkey Turkey sandwich from Panes Bread Cafe is elite!

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

*Rihanna descends from the sky*

*lands on Super Bowl halftime stage*

*grabs mic, looks into the camera*

“whopper whopper whopper whopper”

[Max Hinders @takeit2themax57]

@RockyMtnConst Would love to see a bright blue-green track like the old Drachen Fire track at Busch Gardens Williamsburg

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I am all out of new passwords. I don’t have any more ideas.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

It is so funny that we decided pumpkins were spooky.

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

Leaving this here in the event the powers that be are listening... https://t.co/xB3x8atDCv

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

Footloose is about Dancel Culture

[IBNowitall @IbNowitall]

Every professor right about now.

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Anti-masker @sethmeyers made me get 2 Covid tests so I could come into the office and safely explain my joke on @LateNightSeth. But hey, National French Dip Day only comes once a year.

https://t.co/cCbvUgxiDk

[. @SuiNeltwork]

our imagineers are always pushing their boundaries. just saw one of them googling roller coaster

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems

[IBNowitall @IbNowitall]

Based on the ubiquitous signs intended to illustrate six-foot physical distancing between two people, we're all ten feet tall.

[IBNowitall @IbNowitall]

I fully expect to eventually try to take a sip of coffee with my facemask on. Sooner or later I'll probably smear toothpaste on my mask also because dental hygiene is still important during a pandemic. I may have almost done that just now.

[IBNowitall @IbNowitall]

Sneezing into your mask is the new sharting. Of course you should change your facemask and underpants daily, and maybe keep some clean spares in your desk drawer.