Tali Cowen

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. -Roald Dahl

[Tali Cowen @talicowen]

Okay, I need to get real for a second. All these tweets and posts from parents and fancy people with blue check marks (@shondarhimes) saying that teachers deserve a raise.. in addition to making a funny tweet about it, are you willing to stand by your claim to lawmakers?

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@DanWuori https://t.co/bnDtiftNOy

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https://t.co/bnDtiftNOy

[Jessica Szabo @jessicajenn]

It's that time of year! Let's help #clearthelist. RT and drop your lists teachers. We need to provide the best for the best!

https://t.co/CDqxy0u57f

#clearthelist2023 #teachertwitter #clearthelist

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@FoodNetwork - we need a Trader Joe’s cooking show

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PSA!! Jokes about killing yourself are not funny!! Get some new content! It’s 2023!!

[Tali Cowen @talicowen]

Had a spirit airlines experience with @Delta today. Do better, Delta.

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Every restaurant should offer chocolate and/or mints on the way out. I stand by that.

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Ellie’s boyfriend said @acowen15 is “suave” and now he’s got a big swole head

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Tell me you’re a teacher without telling me you’re a teacher..
“There was pizza in the gaga pit and he threw it like a frisbee.” #overheardatwork

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@navarerica Here for it

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I took Ernie for a walk and another dog showed up at the other side of the grassy area and Ernie INSISTED on going to say hi. Once we got over there he peed on the dogs head. Can’t take him anywhere.

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This tweet aged well

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You know the end of the school year is near when your student aggressively throws a cheese stick across the room

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Erik from @Carvana - if you see this, I love you

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@sherms31 Move to Arizona. We don’t do it

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This is how you know it’s almost spring break and teachers are stressed.. I emailed that I put lemon cupcakes in the copy room and within 2 minutes at least 4 coworkers are eating a cupcake at 7am

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Listen I need this

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Another class got Guinea pigs as class pets so today in math we are weighing them to compare decimals. Took Teddy and Milo for a test run this morning

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Is anyone else watching @ABCNetwork and extremely confused why the time is wrong????

[Tali Cowen @talicowen]

Me: who thinks I’m funnier than dad?
Ellie: I don’t think either of you are very funny.
Ok rude

[Tali Cowen @talicowen]

Is it really thanksgiving 2021 if this isn’t your centerpiece