Talking Parcel

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[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

With the revelation that Dave Grohl has fallen, it's finally time to admit that it is all men.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

August next week. Then Halloween, Fireworks and Christmas. Then we go round and do it all again. Relentless.

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

A 19th century Japanese Firemen’s coat decorated with a spider hovering over an abandoned Go board.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

This is a staple remover

[robmanuel @robmanuel]

Bungle has climbed inside the laundry basket, and it looks like some early 2000s music video

[Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ToryWipeout]

Have you considered a gap year in Afghanistan?

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Shall we start by bringing back not having alarms on cheese and then work up from there?

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

National service but for people in their 50s and 60s that appear to think they lived through World War 2

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

My kind of run.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Yes it was, I saw loads of little gems on twitter.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I just asked someone how they were and they said, “I’ve had better days”.

Seeing as they’re British, this tells me they’re probably having the worst day of their life.

Seeing as I’m also British, I replied, “oh dear, sorry to hear that” and we left it there.

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

staring drunkenly at the splayed-open chip bag on our table at the bar and was so struck by its beauty I took a photo and it really is that beautiful

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

Saw this and thought it was that billionaire who's trying to live to 200

[Frankie Francis @Frankie____]

Are you ok babe? You’ve hardly touched your Gonster….

[Talking Parcel @talkingparcel]

@CrookEleanor This was in my dream last night

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Etymology of the day is ‘bumf’: a shortening of ‘bumfodder’, 19th-century slang for toilet paper. It was later applied to any throwaway material or paperwork.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

guess i'll die, france, 13th century