dooley

hot one today isn’t it

[dooley @tallandhotguy]

“it’s satire you fucking idiot” i say defensively as i waddle away with my shit filled pants

[dooley @tallandhotguy]

@super_smasha There is no light at the end of the tunnel

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I mourn the loss of every bird that flies out of view

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

This, a bucket of skippable rocks, and a gallon of chamomile tea

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I’m at the aquarium petting zone just absolutely grabbing

[dooley @tallandhotguy]

It’s hard to say bye to your best friend. You’ll always be my first dog Mick. Thanks for everything. I love you bud ❤️

[dooley @tallandhotguy]

@alialialoalialo @TheDunkCentral @JakeLFischer no need to make another trade. we have jalen now

[dooley @tallandhotguy]

@super_smasha going to the airport to physically bar jalen from entering the city

[j @sjl40279r32y]

nba needs a jeans night

[dooley @tallandhotguy]

@oali317 @dualipafiji

[dooley @tallandhotguy]

@oali317 it brought me no joy

[Losing it @prophethusband]

I dont like the vibe of the people in the background. Theyre looking at him like hes a blue ribbon hog they cant wait to eat

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Coach said hes Never seen a humble soft spoken white boy with a mid range jumper like mine

[Peter Karlin @heykarlin]

The lady will have a beef fizz.