boba, bobi, bobo

I fake it so real I am beyond fake

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

I peaked ordering a Diet Coke in the Vatican McDonald’s

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

@Carvana I hope nobody in Milwaukee ever needs customer support… I’m not convinced anyone works in that department at all

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

We need a law against ai telling you “your estimated wait time is 1 minute” every minute for over half an hour… I’m still on hold with @Carvana

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

one day I’ll have enough to drink… but that day is not today

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

I love drinking alcohol

[mrs noah dillon @shesmyboy]

It's happening

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

need gas prices to go down so people stop approaching me at the pump to ask about my Prius’ gas mileage

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

it was the worst of times,
it was the worst of times…

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

@McDonalds why is your app so bloated with pop ups and videos that I can’t even order food… just show me the menu

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

why is the strip club having an egg hunt lmao

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

can’t wait for the class-action over iCloud’s predatory pricing

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

Miley’s crush on Ari is so funny and cute to me

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

whoever chalked the field for the liberty bowl… let’s have a talk

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

Need somebody In my life who I can send tiktoks in québécois and will laugh as hard as me

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

playing fortnite squads feels like going on omegle

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

little cousin blessed the food and said “make everybody not stressed out, and make me not stressed out about my language arts test amen”

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

well I’m terrible at fortnite

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

I’m continuously disrespected by Little Caesar’s

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

I (a victim of the male loneliness epidemic btw) can’t decide what’s for dinner

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

Taco Bell forgot my sauces again and I want to know which worker hates me

[boba, bobi, bobo @tallbobo]

we’ve got to pass a law against 8 episode seasons in this country