Talon

Writer (undiscovered novelist seeking publisher). Ham. Romantic. Movie buff. Music lover. Reader. Drawer. Optimist. Listener. Talker. Napper.

[Talon @talontoons]

I've written a smashing new novel for anyone in love with classic horror films, books & folklore. I'm looking for a publisher seeking world-building, genre-twisting adventure tales that appeal to teens & adults hungry for all things spooky & bloody disgusting. Discover me! 🦇

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Like I'm looking in a mirror...😏...

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Observed:

2 women strolling through the Picasso exhibit at The Art Institute Of Chicago, unimpressed. They stop at Minotauromachy...

WOMAN 1: look at that. It looks just like Where The Wild Things Are.

WOMAN 2: It does.

WOMAN 1: So, what...he stole that too?

WOMAN 2: Pfft!

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@GoldenJans "It's complicated..."

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@BillOReilly @NewsNation @ChrisCuomo O'Reilly catching that Judge Alvin Valkenheise vibe up in har.

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@horrormuseum Fritz The Cat (1972). A strong argument could be made that contemporary adult animation wouldn't be where it is now without the essential boundary pushing Bakshi did to get Fritz rated X and released globally, where it scooped up $30 million off a $1.3 million budget.

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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

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@Mamievandoren Started the day boppin' to Bikini With No Top On The Top 🎶 Thanks for such a fun summertime tune! ♥️

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@RonDeSantis Hahaha - go back to your cockroach planet and check your human skin suit at the door, Dollar Tree Edgar

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@mattgaetz Grab your shovel like it's an underage girl and start breaking soil, son.

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@AgathaChocolats "You need therapy," the bird said.

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@RepMTG Ugh, even the rubes who like you must get tired of your constant barnyard clucking.

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Okay, grandma 🙄

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@RepMTG I look forward to the day when we as a country are merely embarrassed you're part of our tainted past, Marjie...like slavery, concentration camps, Three Mile Island & The Chevy Chase Show.

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@jordanbpeterson @Budweiser "the bloody woke corporations"

Must be Canada's National Talk Like A Trifling Bitch Day.

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@RepMTG @TuckerCarlson You rub one out to some weird shit, lady.

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@tedcruz Bro, you couldn't shred wheat if you bought it in a box and it was already shredded.

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This...

[John @Fadingarcader]

post your general vibe

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@JackPosobiec Human Centipede 4 (Farting Sequence)

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@KariLake Y'all look like you could really do some damage at the Customer Service Desk of a Hobby Lobby.

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@OliLondonTV I don't know who you are but you're on my timeline now and you tweet about this person so much you need to just ask them out. Like, it's okay...just go for it. Nobody's this hung up on someone unless they really like them. Take the leap - it could be true love! ❤️